handsome women covered in blood. reblog.
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the longer I stare at this the funnier it is
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angel & spike r perhaps the funniest vampires to exist because one cannot fuck with feelings or else he loses his soul, has social anxiety & is a dork, drives a convertible, lives in sunny ass LA, and has day time office hours. the other is called spike bc his poetry was so bad people wanted to drive a railroad spike thru their own heads, bleaches his hair, wears a leather duster for dramatics, and spends his undead eternity being a nuisance. legit unbeatable
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woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)
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How many numbers is too many?
According to my brain, more than one at a time is too much.
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Me about myself when I perform the most basic human functions
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