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still laughing my ass off to this

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I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

he just fucking murders homer gay rights

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the dos screen calibration writhing hellworms

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deeply disturbed by that one specific feeling after you’ve seen a really good movie (maybe it’s not “good” but you get the point). it’s just like im way too full of love and thoughts and yet im also gapingly empty and hyperaware of my place in existence at the same time, and im pretty sure i’ve unlocked a secret of the universe that i couldn’t explain to anybody else if i tried. and yeah i will forget what it is by tomorrow but from now on, anything that reminds me of that one movie and the way it left me changed inside will always just have this unplaceable emotion attached to it. weird

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fucking love when bitches lie to me for fun. i just asked this dude about a scar on his chest (perfectly vertical, about 3 inches long) and he launched into this story about how it was an injury he’d gotten from a metal overhang on a boat in highschool and ended the story with “but actually i got heart surgery”

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children in the 1800s would get high on cocaine and go to a public executions for fun, traveling back in time to play hyperpop at them would make them kill YOU

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blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

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"prev tags" destroying the ecosystem. if you think someone's tags are funny you're suppoyed to screenshot or copypaste them onto a reblog of the post. cmon people this it basic tumblrology

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