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this was me and i am right.

genius idea from my homie

Spamtenna should be renamed to Netflix BECAUSE ☝️

Tv online digital streaming and broadcasting, but also Netflix and chill

we rest our case

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who wants to see some of my horrorbrews!!! maybe if i get more active again i can do some doodles of these lil guys and share em!!!

TW: Cartoon Gore + Discussion of Violence, Su!c!de and Abuse (your typical horrorbrew shit <3)

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Gill grunt is a woman just very butch

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Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

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made some fakemons using those spinning wheels to decide types and etc etc...

they're not the best fakemons ever but i had fun drawing them (the pseudo-legend's stages didnt get named i ran out of motivation)

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It’s wild to me that as far as I remember there’s like. Two dragons of each element in skylanders other than the obvious light and dark as well as tech and undead (the second fire dragon is a swap force not a core but he’s still a dragon so I count him anyway) so like. Artists of skylands we gotta make more dragons to fill the gaps ASAP!!!!! Undead dragons could be such a wild concept and it’s fucking unbelievable that all we have is Cynder who is like. Emo at best. And you can’t tell me an Arkeyan Tech Dragon wouldn’t be fucking cool as hell. We have been ROBBED!!!

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top ten cheeses

Wensleydale but 10 different versions where they put different dried fruit in the Wensleydale cheese like apricots and stuff like that. Nothing beats the dried fruit Wensleydale sorry chat

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Uh uh uh uhm GHOST ROASTER BLAST

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The goo...

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this ship started as a joke bc of tomodachi life, but honestly it kinda spiraled out and now i don't think it's a joke. They hooked up day one, and then got married on like day 4. we call them loserconsole bc it's funny. additional sketches under the cut

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"Two." by Uroad7

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I'm starting a collection

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angel metal band you agree

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everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic

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