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So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

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fishmael (real)

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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

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okay but which one will get custody of j.d. vance

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what if you do a poll thats like you have 4 options: 10%, 20%, 30%, and 40%, and ypu gotta have eaxh option like be that percent yk??? like 10% of people voted 10%, 20% of people voted 20%, ect.

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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

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BRAIN EXERCISE

10 reps of thinking

you got this

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200%

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obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

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for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed

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Ricky who taught you swears

i learned on line

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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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While watching a friend play GGG Capochin mentioned how he “earned his name”, did he not have a name before joining the bizzyboys? Or did he have a different one?

Capochin is his name! When you become a Bizzyboy, your name is stripped of its letters except the first initial. And you earn them back as you serve Inspekta and the team, or climb up the ranks. If you work extra hard, your name gets longer and longer. You are basically stripped of your identity and personhood, to some degree.

Example (SPOILERS):

P (atty) 's name is shown to have 5 letters on Inspekta's screen. They need to be earned back. Obviously Patty is a chosen name, so forcing the reclaiming of the name in that Buzzhuzz scene is even more significant. It's not the name Capochin remembers, what he was never intending to give back. We never learn what P's original name was, but it doesn't matter. Patty is Patty.