eating a jolly rancher filled gummie
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me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!!
me by 4 PM that afternoon:
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big forehead goblin
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hate that i can barely enjoy myself bc im too preoccupied thinking abt what a fat bich i am
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all i do on vacation is drink all the coffee, eat all the raspberries, & Sit. oh yes we love summer
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me on vacation is so crazy. its 10am and i just had the thought “jeez its so late, i cant believe nobody is up yet!!”
bitch u woke up at 4pm regularly less than a week ago Shut Your Up
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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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i was less than half a point from graduating with honors :( i wanna jus tell people i did anyways but yknow,,,,,
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i’m a man of my worm
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every time i have to wear a swimsuit im reminded of how terrible my body is. y couldnt i be one of those natural size 4 bitches, what did i do in my past life,
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