ihopetheyservelooksinhell

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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hey so tell me why i just saw fics locked behind a patreon paywall?? that is absolutely insane to me actually and not at all what fandom is about OR good for fandom as a whole?? dare i even say it's harmful, for legal reasons. and im so srs. oh buddy i could rant for dqys about this actually

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some of you think ‘nuanced’ only means ‘morally grey’ and I’m here to tell you that actually straight up good characters can still be nuanced and unapologetically evil characters can still be nuanced. the character doesn’t have to be an anti hero or morally dubious to have depth. they don’t even have to feel sorry about their crimes to have depth.

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why does Disney think it's so feminist and girlboss to make the princesses' new motivation in remakes "I want to be the Queen!!!". Both Jasmine and Snow White are the sole heirs, it was a given even in 1937 😭😭😭

wanting freedom and to see the world, or wanting safety from an abusive parent and dreaming of true love are still more relevant and relatable goals than just the abstract 'i want to be the queen and take care of my people'. i soooo wonder which is more interesting and relatable to children.

also can they stop giving nameless princes names if they're gonna be so ass. i still puke at 'Kit', but Jonathan? really?

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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

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"Actually if you think the beast as a human looks like a downgrade you miss the point-" nah his human form is a fucking downgrade. Tbh it is not just because 'beast is hotter' there's a lot of aspects of the beasts such as his body language, his habits, his growling, strength, lore, etc etc and in cumulation that made him far more interesting than a regular white dude

Even if the beast's human form looks like the prettiest man alive, it's still gonna be a downgrade. Sauron won't be an interesting dark lord without his magic, Ariel won't be as interesting if she was just a regular woman who found a prince and not a mermaid

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It’s that time!!!!

Tag yaselves yanks 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

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Just thought you should know that hasbro has announced an official long furby

No this is not a joke

Kids these days. Back in my day we had to put the long in the furbies ourselves. We had to skin the furbies for tumblr. There was no other choice.

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That's how they do that

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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