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how'd you feel about biker!chris ...

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SOMEONE MAKE A BIKER FIC HOLY FUCK

AND TAG ME

IM FR SO WET OML

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GET AWAY

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chris sturniolo x soft gf

summary: chris is mean to basically anyone else, but his girlfriend

tw/authors note: cussing is in this story, no smut just fluff and angst if you think about it <3

i don't have a fc for his girlfriend, imagine her as you want <3

"damn" chris says as his friend, ellie, speaks to him, he genuinely did not care what she had to say, he was probably just thinking about mikayla, his girlfriend.

"are you even listening to me?" ellie snaps at him and she looks slightly angry.

"not fucking really, i have better things to do" he scoffs and her jaw drops before grabbing her phone and walking away from him, it's not like they were hanging out in the first place. She just happened to be in the same place as her.

he rolls his eyes as he continues looking around the store he was in, putting his airpods listening to the playlist mikayla made him.

hey pretty girl, want anything from target?

yes plslsls ml, can i have m&ms thank you i love you

i love you <33

he puts his phone down as he continues looking for the stuff he wanted, as well as the candy mikayla wants.

authors note:

ykw idk WHAT this is at all it doesn't even make since but it'll have to work till whenever since i am working my balls off, anyways..

@mattsneezing @sleepysturnss @idrkk-123 @thematthewlover @stuniolobbg

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u guys see that too?😋

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HOYL

How I think each triplet would react to being called pretty boy <3

Nick: honestly, it depends. If you guys are friends and you say it, he's going to be like yes, hype me up, now let me hype you up. If you say it in a flirty way, he's going to roll his eyes and run his tongue across the back of his teeth as if to say 'this guy-' don't worry babes, he's going to flirt right back, probably call you handsome

Matt: his face gets so red. He stumbles over his words even more than he typically would. "You really think so-?" So fucking shy about it. Has to stop whatever he's doing to regain his composure. That tough guy act he had going immediately crumbles and he's just a soft puddle for you.

Chris: you say pretty boy to him and he shuts the fuck up. Like, immediately. No questions asked. Whatever he was saying is completely forgotten. You ask if he's okay, adding pretty boy onto the end again and he dies. Color rushes into his face and words are still lost on him. He lets out a small vague noise that resembles a groan, but other than that he just sits in silence for a while, hiding in his hoodie or shirt, pulling the collar up to hide his face.

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kinda onto smth

hi it’s ava mattsneezing idk how to use tumblr but here’s my theory abt matt’s deleted tiktok and them firing laura and stuff

You know how they call laura a “second mom” ? it would make a lot more sense if one of them was dating madi (matt) for them to be that close with their manager. cuz let’s be honest, we all think it’s odd their so close, but if she wasn’t a manager it wouldn’t be that far of a stretch for u to be close with ur gfs mom (idk ive never been in a relationship 🙁 anyways)

there’s like proof somewhere that madi like asked her mom to manage them… and let’s be fr… the triplets are hot asf like there’s no way she didn’t think that either (even if they never dated) but like cmon she must’ve had a crush on one of them like girl i would’ve gladly moved in with the triples 😍😍 also madi is def matt’s type cuz of his araina grande crush and nicole ok that’s not super evidence but whatever

i’m not gonna get into the matt and madi dating evidence idk u can argue with me on that and find it for me i’m too lazy to find allat

so matt’s tiktok being “you’ll never find someone like me” it could never be about lara cuz obvi it’s giving romantic and he prob wouldn’t slander an old woman on tiktok… but Madi? like let’s be honest he’s never ACTUALLY seen with girls and madi is the only girl he interacts with so like.. who else.. this isn’t a hypothetical relatable tiktok either since nate commented “they goofy”(he also knows madi) now that im thinking the “they” would make a lot more sense in the fact he was referring to madi AND laura instead of being gender neutral which is prob why he had to delete it and matt prob thought he let the news out

chris getting banned… didn’t laura get his acc back immideiatly last time? he got banned cuz of some photo dump but lara not getting the account back quickly is sus

warehouse clean out- ummm yeah since this was a joint thing between the trips and madi ppl saying they’re clearing it out and cutting ties with them blah blah blah yeah we know we’ve covered this

also this would all explain the less interaction with madi, her not being in the description, her not being in videos wasn’t cuz of hate it was cuz she didn’t want to be seen with matt, and now that they’ve broke up theyre trying to distance themselves from her slowly so the fans don’t know

anyway my point is- THEY STAYED WITH LAURA BC MATT IS DATING MADI (ig he was now) and like u can’t fire ur gfs MOM like that’s so harsh- so in order to fire laura they would have to breakup… which just happened

CUZ UR NOT GONNA STAY IN MANAGEMENT WITH UR EX’S FREAKING MOM.

ok i’m done sorry that was a lot of yapping

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YALL

hear me out

anti-laura conspiracy:

- lack of madi in videos. started after hawaii trip, a trip laura took them on. weird.

- two tours in a year. i believe the boys love them but laura made bank and i'm tired of pretending she didn't

- Laura's christmas tree. why are the triplets on her tree? why not audrey hope or trilly any of her other clients? why *just* the sturniolos?

- she moved them into her house. she had a 16 year old daughter and moved three 17/18 year old boys into the same house, because that's safe and normal for a boss to do with their employees??

- Matt's deleted tiktoks. he posts something and deletes it a few hours later - why? well if a video doesn't stay up, no one makes money off of it.

- speaking of matt's videos, the one he posted today seemed weird - "you'll never find someone like me again", and he said basically, "thank god". bro hasn't been in a relationship in a while, and he dosnt rly post # relatable content, so if it wasn't about a potential gf or situationship, could it possible be about a conversation he and laura had?

- Chris's account getting banned. kid hasn't posted anything in two months and his account disappears. no i don't buy it. i think he knew this was a good way to make sure no one could profit off of his content. i'm not sure what strings he pulled but kid knew about this i promise. (notice how he changed the pfp of his second account last week too???? boyfriend of mine, make it make sense)

- random warehouse clean out? you could chalk it up to the end of the year yadda yadda yadda but i think they cleaned it out because they're not planning to stay there. (they co-own the warehouse with laura and madi - all five names are on the lease/contract) also nick said in a tiktok comment that he put sticky notes in some of the orders, and in the photodump we saw matt helping with shipment - they've never been so hands on before, this is brand new stuff.

- todays video (jan 5th) had a few more mature topics in it. is it possible their previous content got a bit censored?

- i don't like laura lol

EDIT: as of 1-6-24, matt archived all his tiktoks except the one about how he loves autumn. also to clear up any confusion, chris's second account is on instagram, not tiktok. go to their brothers instagram, fakejustincarey, and search his folowing for "christopher". it should come up as christophersturniolo2

EDIT 2: as of 1-6-24, nick archived over 500 of his tiktoks.

EDIT 3: matt's tiktoks are back (1-7-24)

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Chris is the type of guy to make “that’s what she said” jokes after someone says something sus .

~❤️‍🩹

Laughs when u eat a banana

Air humps u when u bend over

“Bro im so full” “That’s what she said”

Squints his eyes and kisses the air when he makes eye contact with u across the room

Points at him, and then you, and goes 👉👌 in front of everyone

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this is such a weird request

but can u do one where chris like goes on porn and sees his gf w another guy?? WEIRD IK

I normally don't respond to anons i usually just do the requests but i js wanted to kinda give my answer

There's nothing wrong with ur request literally at all, it's not you dw🫶🏼

But it's just that i'm a little but uncomfortable with writing smut (idk if this is even considered smut or not)

but i will definitely try it and if it isn't bad ill post it !

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u guys should send request to me! i'm bored and kinda wanna write

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Imagine Matt!BF

You get the notification that the triplets started an Instagram live. You decide to mess with Matt by sending him a *special* picture…😳

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i might change my user since it's simular to someone else's and i don't want anyone to think i'm copying😭

pls send user suggestions !! (if you want)

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thank u for the likes on my recent post !! it means a lot 💗

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YOU LOOK CUTE

Chris x Reader

y/n is used:)

she/her pronouns are used !

trigger warnings/ authors note: cussing and making out

summary: you do chris skincare<3

Everytime you asked chris to do his skincare, he'd either say, "no ma, maybe tomorrow" or, "it might mess up my face" even when you reassured him it wouldn't.

but you haven't asked him in a while, a couple months actually, so today you were going to ask him again.

"hey mama" chris says as you walk towards him and he places his arm around you.

"hey love, can i please do your skincare?" you ask him and lean into him, looking up at him.

"y/n" he sighs and looks down at you before giving you a kiss on the lips.

"chris" you say, mocking his tone before giggling slightly and he jokingly rolls his eyes at you.

"you know what? fine, you can" he says and holds your hand.

"really?" you ask as a smile appears onto your face

"mhm" he replies.

"okay, follow me" you say as you bring him upstairs to the bathroom.

"okay, so first is your cleanser" you explain to him as you grab the bottle and pump some of it onto his face and quickly wash your hands.

"baby it's gonna fall off my face" he exclaims and you giggle slightly before starting to rub it into his face gently.

"okay, does it burn or anything?" you ask him, getting your toner ready.

"no ma'am" he says, trying to get a reaction out of you and you side eye him slightly before saying, "wash this off"

"alright" he says and you step out of his way as he turns on the water and starts rubbing it off.

"ready?" you ask as he turns back to you before wiping off his hands onto his shirt.

"mhm" he replies and goes back to where he was standing.

"okay, next is toner-" you are cut off by chris singing lust by lil skies.

"your so weird" you giggle before rubbing the toner into his face.

"you love me" he replies to you and you nod in response.

"okay, next would be a mask but i don't have any right now, so we're moving on" you explain to him.

"okay baby" he replies as you grab your serum.

"almost done" you explain to him as you put the serum on his face and gently rub it in.

he places his hands on your waist as you continue to rub it into his face, his eyes on you the whole time.

"okay, does that sting any? if anything i put on your face stings, tell me." you explain to him.

"nothing stings love." he reassures you and you nod slightly before grabbing your eye cream and you put two dots underneath both eyes and gently rub them in, making sure you don't poke him in the eyes.

He notices the way your gently touching his face and he smiles slightly before looking you in the eyes, you returning the look.

"you look cute" you giggle before putting your stuff back into your bag.

"you look pretty, mama" he replies before giving you a kiss on the lips and you feel butterflies form in your stomach.

you return the kiss and he brings his hands higher, near your stomach.

"we can finish this later, nick and matt might need to use the bathroom." he says, cutting you off.

"your right." you reply as you open the bathroom door.

"i genuinely hate getting into peoples business, but what the fuck took you guys so long." nick asks as he stops walking down the hall.

"i was doing his skincare" you reply simply.

he just gives you two a look before continuing to walk.

author:

i feel like the way i write is giving such character ai vibes idk why

master list <3

tags: @mattsneezing @sleepysturnss @readsturniolo @thematthewlover

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okay guys, be ready for doing chris/matts skincare 😜

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I NEED UR HELP GUYS!!

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Uhm...

THE CAPTION AND THE COMMENTS ???? I FEEL WE ALL NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS

oh my god this is actually fucking disgusting. no manager should saying shit like this