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in usa only food they can afford is burgers. the heartiest meal for usa peasants is called mcdonalds-rib. but the regime doesn't let them eat it. they ban it and only let them eat it sometimes. and they make them celebrate when they're allowed like its a gift

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tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle
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where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face
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wow.. i just realised that i deserve like a lot of love
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