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I take it you’re a fan of Bacon Daddy?

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Michael Langdon: “the hole you need filled is not in your face or in your ass, but in your heart”

Gays:

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me: hmmm…… … .. .i’m feeling…. Impulsive,,

literally everyone in my life: i hear u and i sympathize but whatever you’re thinking about doing please consider the consequences before–

me:

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Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

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Oh, well ok

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style has come to a new high

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Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

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Beethoven — Fur Chiken

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Buffets are PVP enabled areas

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my brain in times of crisis:

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salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you