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pre ch2 ‘dess is just at college with asriel’ stuff is really funny in hindsight. picturing the roaring knight with a graduation cap and a diploma arent you happy for her

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I have to go purify the senses…I think that’s the only method of relaxation that works for me now

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why is there a bunch of sad bullshit in my playlist now i can’t find a good playlist

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holay shat

Cinnamon Roll Cheesecake

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The people here are so unfunny; blessed

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Gonna be honest I literally wasn’t expecting King to basically be like “Oh, Jevil? Yeah i fuck with that guy he was cool. Shame he had to be locked away though.” but honestly it makes sense in retrospect. Jevil’s whole deal was fighting people and giving ominous warnings about the knight and the next boss, obviously King would gel with that, he’s the knight’s number one superfan and his gimmick for the past few chapters has been attempting to foreshadow the future but not realizing we’re already past that part.

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ive never done deltarune fanart before hi has someone done this yet

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Every Deltarune artist rn

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let it be clear i am going to bat for this terrible horrible no good terrifying rotten icicle of a woman like no one has ever gone to bat for a fictional woman before. this is reparations for every single mid ass morally gray man who got woobified because he was sad once. woman you suck so bad. i can see the toxic grief eating at you from the inside, core to rind. i see the terror and obsession behind your ruthlessness. carol holiday i would kill for you and you would probably try to find some use for that which is great and precisely why i love you

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glory to all weak-willed people. Im sorry for being disgusted by you…i wonder if there is a real path of righteousness for anybody. Maybe not disgust but repulse resides in my heart now

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maybe my existence is a curse that i shouldnt be allowed to live

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HOW AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO PROCESS THIS NEW LAND HES SOOOOO CUTTEEEMAN.

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I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

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I think most cookies got a voice overhaul!! Nice!

Hold on wait. Hold on hold on hold on hold on. okay. wait. waitwsitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait…did they update knight cookie’s voice lines. Vocally he’s sounding a lot stronger. This can’t be in my head right oh right hold on I gotta stay in character (•.beep.•)

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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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It’s also!!!! Only in his uhhhhhhhh (what are they called?) little…..profile room upgrade station things.. not in the actual walking-around kingdom type of dialogue. Am I crazy? I am not crazy. The last beep fills my roleplay quota I think so I don’t have to worry about that maybe

Hold on wait. Hold on hold on hold on hold on. okay. wait. waitwsitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait…did they update knight cookie’s voice lines. Vocally he’s sounding a lot stronger. This can’t be in my head right oh right hold on I gotta stay in character (•.beep.•)

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Hold on wait. Hold on hold on hold on hold on. okay. wait. waitwsitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait…did they update knight cookie’s voice lines. Vocally he’s sounding a lot stronger. This can’t be in my head right oh right hold on I gotta stay in character (•.beep.•)