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One thing you gotta know about me is that I do not answer the phone

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This is my first animation

their name is Wibbly None-the-Wiser

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imagine having a hole in a pipe so you call a plumber and he walks up and plugs it up with his penis and his body solidifies into metal

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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

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literally can't stop thinking about this

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how to stop being depressed how to get rid of depression fast how to not be depressed anymore how to become undepressed how to end depressive episode and/or disorder

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sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

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CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.

FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh

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have we tried substance abuse my liege

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I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!! continues not only living like this but in fact gets actively worse with time

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Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

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Smeeking on my flower

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wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

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