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if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

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David Attenborough narration: But this very special Fish has not come here to feed...

Me: No way dude I was so sure he was hungry but my expectations are subverted Listening and learning.

David Attenborough narration: ...He has come here... To Breed.

Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

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Why do horny blogs post like they’re in House of Leaves?

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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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My bed is a trans safe space btw

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hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

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trying to take thirst traps but idk if it's working out

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he looks like my sister's cat :o

trying to take thirst traps but idk if it's working out

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MrBeastify youtube add-on i love you for this