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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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Huldra - IrenHorrors

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it’s time to look at some photos of pikas carrying plants and flowers in their mouths

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during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer

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being a little handsy

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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Wailord from Pokémon Black 2 / White 2

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quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny

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the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

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I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

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