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-casually nuzzles his leg because damnit Illya you're too tall for noodle snuggles-

"You need to learn to climb,” Illya grumbles, reaching down with a weary sigh to scoop up his errant sidekick.  Deftly, with more care than his words would seem to warrant, Illya picks up the small dratini, tucking him into the pocket on the front of his shirt.  “I am not personal valet.”

Quietly, almost surreptitiously, Illya reached into the small bag he carried at his side, lashed to his thigh just behind his holster.  With the absolute minimum of fanfare he plucked out a small raspberry, holding it delicately as he brought it up to offer it to Noodle.

“You are worse than baby kitten with these big eyes of yours,” he adds with an affectionate scowl.  “They will not work on me, you know.  So don’t try that too-cute-to-refuse business you pull with Bucky.”

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«Life is hard. Death isn’t any easier.»

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i’ll never get over these two

(insp.)

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When you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive.

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The most fun two men can have in a bathroom.

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jarvisismyfuckingcopilot:

@iillya <3′d for a thing

“You cheated! You let me win!”

“Certainly not.  Cheating is doing something against established rules to try to ensure a victory.  Letting beautiful woman best you in a game surely can not be cheating, since you’re not trying to win.”

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America is teaming up with Russia.

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Civil War PSA

So a lot of you in other countries (and even those in the U.S.) will see the movie before a lot of other people either because it it released first or because people can’t see it opening weekend/week. Please be respectful to those who will not see it right away and do not want to have the movie spoiled. 

IF you post spoilers from the movie, please for the sake of everyone TAG YOUR SPOILERS. And for those who tend to troll/RP mobile please, please put something like CIVIL WAR SPOILERS in your title so that it’s the FIRST thing they read and they can choose to continue to scroll past it without accidentally spoiling something. 

All you can do is make it easy for people to block/avoid any spoilers by properly tagging/titling them. The rest is up to people to tag and scroll past them. Make it a safe place for people to come to! We’re all here for FUN.

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Reasons to ship Gallya: Concerned Illya (Overprotective husband)

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aesthetic graphic: height difference; requested by anonymous

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Style II

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Cafe Racer

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Going soft Peril?

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going soft, peril?