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                             ❛ true magic is neither black, nor white - it’s both because                                  nature is both.    loving and cruel,    all at the same time.                                  the only good or bad is in the heart of the witch. ❜

                                                                  I. II. III.

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             Sometimes I wonder if the light at the end of the tunnel is just a mirage because             all that glitters really isn’t gold and I’m starting to think that when I reach that light 

                               it’s going to burn me alive.

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How much sleep does your sign need?

Aries: 6-8 hours

Taurus: 25 hours

Gemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in between

Cancer: a strong 10 hours

Leo: 7 hours

Virgo: 8.823345 hours

Libra: like 8

Scorpio: 1

Sagittarius: Sleep is for the dead

Capricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleeping

Aquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procrastinates 

Pisces: 18 hours

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lowkey considering a full blog revamp

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       “I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.”

       She’s positive that she’s not the only one who noticed the        abnormalities going on in this otherwise quaint town of Sleepy        Hollow, and she’s not entirely certain if this is a typical occurrence.        Either way, walking around an old cemetery with a bag full of herbs,        candles, and a ouija board doesn’t paint her in a very appealing        light. 

                      “I’ll let you know when I come up with one.”

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When I die, will you sext me through a Ouija board?

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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (1996 - 2000)

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This is pretty standard – by liking this post, you give me full permission to show up in your tag or your askbox unannounced on the day of your daughter’s wedding with starters, memes, au ideas, etc. Pretty much the only requirement is that we’re in a mutual follow. Go crazy, kiddos. 

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“Surprise, bitch.”

“All monsters are human. You’re a monster.”

“You’re all I want! You’re all I have!”

“And you’re a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don’t judge.”

“I’m finding it really hard to look at your face because I really, really want to bash it in.”

“I don’t do liquor.”

“I think I have mommy issues. You know a good therapist?”

“You’re kind of twisted, aren’t you?”

“Do you have any clothes that don’t come from the Gap?”

“I have always loved you.”

“Sometimes shit just happens.”

“Don’t make me drop a house on you.”

“I’m trying very hard not to judge you.”

“You are the biggest freak of them all.”

“I’m not naive to the ways of men.”

“Who is junglejim4322@yahoo.com?”

“You don’t have any idea of what I’m capable of.”

“If I wanted you dead, you would be.”

“You’re mine now. Body and soul.”

“You’re one tough cookie, you know that?”

“Bitch, I will eat you!”

“Don’t be a hater, dear.”

“You could never survive without me.”

“That’s showbiz.”

“I just can’t help thinking my whole life might have gone different if I’d met you sooner.”

“I’m going to destroy you and everything you love.”

“You must think you’re very clever.”

“I need a cigarette.”

“Crotchless panties for everyone.”

american horror story sentence meme

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     “You can’t bring that in here.”

     She’s cleaning a mug with a threadbare cloth (time to buy new rags, Penny)      as she looks the incoming customer dead in the eye, nods to the handle      holstered at his side, and then gestures to a sign to the left with the rag:      NO RAY GUNS, BOWCASTERS, GAFFII STICKS, ELECTROSTAFFS,      VIBRO WEAPONS, OR LIGHT SABERS. 

                                            “Leave it outside if you plan on getting a drink.”

@iccrus answered the call

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             “I have no idea what you just said. Try repeating it slower,              and maybe in English.”

@lightpaved answered the call

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                                 “Kid – are you feeling alright?”

       It’s only ever so often that they get the randoms straying into the shop        who take a seat at a table and then stare for an unnervingly long amount        of time. Funnily enough, she’s not working today – instead, she’s got a        textbook open in front of her, highlighter in hand, and a mildly concerned        expression on her face.

@sordidis answered the call