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How old is Balloon? Actually, how old is evreyone but most importantly Balloon? (I know the blog said 4-13 but I wanna know who’s the oldest cuz they’re typically more in charge and who are the babies of the group). Oh also do any of the kids in the middle of the age range have middle child syndrome?

Okay so the ages are like

Nickel:13 (being the oldest)

Oj:12

Paintbrush:12

Baseball: 12(but he was born months after oj so hes younger)

Knife:11

Paper:11

Lightbulb:11

Pickle:11

Tissues:11

Mic:10

Soap:10

Salt: 10

Test tube:10

Trophy:10

Fan:9

Cheesy:9

Balloon:9

Pepper:9

Taco:8 (shes gonna turn 9 next month tho)

Bomb:8

Yin-yang:8

Suitcase:8

Dough:7

Bow:7 (2 months younger then dough)

Marshmallow:7

Apple:6

Cherries:4

Im sorry if thats not much of an age variation---

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To Nickel

What is your deal with Suitcase? It's not like she's mean or anything

Mephone: NICKEL!-

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Okay Balloon, serious time.

Where were you when the cookies "suddenly" disappeared?

Was it you? Do you know who it was? Are you secretly covering up for the person who did it?

We need answers.

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To Fan, have you ever written any spoiled lemon fanfics like those people who write the kpop fanfics???

Fan: im SOMEHOW Still not popular even if my writing is the most in character out there!

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To Apple and Marshmellow.

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?

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hey can you give this as a gift to bow thanks

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can i give lightbulb this exact plush of an archaeopteryx

Lightbulb: MISTER PHONE FACE CAN THAT PERSON GIVE ME THAT THING????

mephone: wha?-

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BALLOON HOWS MY LITTLE BUDDY DOING :DDDDD

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TACO !!! HELLO !!!! is taco liek s1 or s2 in this. will she change with age?

For now shes s1 taco you'll have to find out if she'll change;) -admin

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Hey Suitcase! How are you?

Nickel: of course SHE GETS THE FIRST ASK!

Baseball:hey dont be rude-

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II ORPHANAGE AU!!!

An AU where they're orphans simple! They're all MINORS in this so please dont do any weird asks!-

This includes ii s1 and s2 NOT III bcs idk how insert it without child abandoment-- so yea!

Theyre all humanized and all of the contestants are aged down to around 4-13

The lore of the "he made you" thing may or may not be included in this but in a different way! You'll see

So uh

ASK BOX IS OPEN