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          ‘ I hate you, I love you.

           couple: todobaku / bakutodo .                 manga: BNHA .

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   — Lucy Heartfilia .                  fairy tail .

                       — Kirishima Eijirou .                                 boku no hero academia .

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Shirtless Natsu almost turns me straight every time

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       “ give me the book.”                           “ no. ”

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      “ Gray-sama~ ! ”

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            “ Kaboom motherfuckers ! ”

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          ❪    ♡. ‖ super psycho love  ❫

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      Fairy Tail Chapter Cover 59.                Happily Memories.                       gratsu ‖ luvia

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          [ exchange of clothes / fake cover ]                     — original here .

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        — High school boys.

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     When a heart breaks    a helping hand is always there.

                 — gratsu .

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Bad Boys sentence starters

“ Hey, man where-where-where's your cup holder?”

“ You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.”

“ Hey, freeze bitch! ”

“YOU freeze, bitch!"

"Oh shit, I'm fucked."

"Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious."

"We're your new neighbors."

"Until then, until then, you are Mike Lowrey, you be him, that's what you are, you're him."

"You're him, I don't wanna hear it, you're him. And you, you're you, you be you, but not in front of her. You're him, you're you."

"You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy."

"My shit always works sometimes!"

"He steals our shit, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife. Oh, we beatin' him down. We beatin' him DOWN!"

"Marcus, I just have one question for ya bro. How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car!"

"You see what happens when you go off without me? You get into shit."

"Oh please, like shit don't happen when you're there."

"Look, now I ain't no Wesley Snipes! I just hang out with stupid ass friends, that drive stupid ass cars, that attract a lot of mother fuckin' attention!"

"You know what, I need to jump over this car and smack you in your peasy ass head that's what I need to do."

"Well, you know what you're arguin' over a mother fuckin' french fry."

"You want some bad enough, come get some!"

"You like that shit? Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57! Now gimme a mother fuckin' handy wipe!"

"Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch."

"Freeze mother bitches."

"I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don't you?"

"Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide."

“ You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be used against you in a court of law.”

“ You better do something quick, 'cause we're running out of road.”

“ Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.”

“ Damn, why am I tripping on shit I know is there?”

“ Oh, you-you-you-you da man. Oh you're the fuckin' man tonight! You go and pick an ice-cream truck that's a damn bomb!”

“ If you don't sit your lanky ass down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the fuck out.”

“ Hey, hey, what's this having-a-picnic shit in my car?”

“ Look man, I ain't getting my sex at home, OK? Don't deny me this.”

“ What are you talking about, man? You sleep with a beautiful woman everyday.”

“ I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.”

“ Now that's how you supposed to drive! From now on that's how you drive!”

“ Wassup, motherfucker?”

“ I was, like, gettin' 'em all in before you showed up.”

“ No, no. Put that back in, c'mon put that back in.”

“ Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.”

“ You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.”

“ This is bad. No, let me call it what is. This is fucked up.”

“ I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.”

“ They should just bone and get that shit over with.”

“ Oh, man, that was cold.”

“ Yeah, so was your mama's bed.”

“ Yeah I'll scratch anything you want to you blue-eyed bitch.”

“ What you got an itch? I'd love to scratch it.”

“ Scratch this, okay?”

“ You made me think you were gonna shoot me for a minute.”

“ Yeah we tried to, but you know what? We came up with a problem... your mama snorted it up!”

“ Where were y'all last night?”

“ Hey Jojo, I got 16 bullets in this gun and I swear I'll fill up your brain with some hot shit if you don't give me any answers.”

“ What? You're pulling a gun on me? I should turn you guys into Hard Copy.”

“You want some of this? I'll bust your ass too.”

“ Now that's how you s'pose to drive. From now on, that's how you drive!”

“ What the hell are you doin'?”

“ Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off.”

“ Jesus. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again.”

“ King Dingaling.”

“ You know what man? I'm so sick of this bullshit. What, I'm supposed to APOLOGIZE for my family leaving me money? All I EVER wanted to be was a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I'm the first guy through the door and I'm always the last one to leave the crime scene. So you know what? Fuck you, and fuck them, and fuck EVERYBODY that's got a problem with Mike Lowrey.”

“ I love you, man.”

“ Fuck you Marcus.”

“ I do. You're cool. You're my boy.”

“ Shut up, shut up Marcus. Slow-ass driver. Drivin' like a bitch. Slow-ass.”

“ Why I gotta be all that? I'll take you and me off this fuckin' cliff if you keep fuckin' with me. Then it'll be what, two bitches in the sea. Huh, is that it? Is that what you want?”

“ My wife knows I ain't no bitch. I'm a bad boy.”

“ I blow you!”

“ Blow me? What the fuck? Naw, naw.”

“ Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand-up comedian. And I SUCK! That's why I need your car.”

“ Let me tell you how bad a day you're having: right now you're jacking a couple of cops.”

“ Mike. Go downstairs and have a Coke and smile.”

“ And you don't even have your wedding ring on.”

“ Damn. Um. Naw Naw I went undercover. And it uh required the taking off of the ring that's all for a second. But I got the ring, look I just put my hand in my pocket cos that's where it was and its right back on baby.”

“ Damn. Can I get a pillow?”

“ He doesn't talk that way. Try to talk like him, like him! Try to talk sexy. Sexy, you don't talk sexy enough!”

“ Can I help you?”

“ Uh-huh, and that'd be the tall one or the short one?”

“ Oh oh. Don't kiss me, Mike. I don't know where your lips were last night. Move.”

“ Whooo. Did I. Let me tell you, this girl was...”

“ Hey hey. Don't you go telling my boys none of your sleazy sex stories.”

“ Well, I don't want him hearing either. Gives him ideas.”

“ Aw, no. I only tell your husband my sleazy sex stories.”

“ Why are you doing this to me, man? I'm with my babies. Okay? Thank you.”

“ I mean, do you just attract violence?”

“ I'm not understanding, I - I really don't.”

“ Shut up!”

“ Yeah, can I speak to Romeo?”

“ No, there ain't no Romeo here, asshole.”

“ What the fuck are you laughing at?”

“ Hi Julie, what have you been up to the last couple of days?" Oh nothing, just hangin' out, handcuffed to steering wheels.”

“ Watch your fucking mouth.”

“ Badges? Do you want badges motherbitch? I give you badges! 99 cents each.”

“ What are our chances?”

“ Everybody wants to be like Mike.”

“ Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through right now? That means this shit is serious. That means me and this motherfucker's not vibin' right now. That's what that shit means.”

“ If you don't sit your lanky ass down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the fuck out!”

“ We're your new neighbors.”

“ You forgot your boarding pass.”

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Bad Boys II sentence starters

“ We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.”

“ My ass stills hurts from what you did to it the other night. ”

“ Hey, it got rough. We got caught up in the moment,    shit got crazy. You know how I get.”

“ When you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves.”

“ Have my daughter back by 10:01. If she's not back by 10:01 I'm in the car,         locked, loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down.”

“ You got porno and homo shows up in here in front of my babies? What kind of freak-ass store is this? ”

“ You ever made love to a man? ”

“That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous.   [pauses] I'm telling Mommy.”

“ Now *that's* how you supposed to shoot! From now on, that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that. WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some dysfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbecues and shit, though.”

“ Who the FUCK are you?”

“ You know, Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, 'cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should definitely get one like it.”

“ Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!”

“ Mike, the man has a gun to my head!”

“ They were dead before we ran over them.”

“ They throwin' cars! How'd I not see that?”

“ Hey, you'd know what would be fuckin' helpful, Marcus? Just shut the fuck up and let me drive, let's try that!”

“ It's a donut. It's a medical thing. I got it from a maternity store. You know, a lot of pregnant women use it. They can put one cheek here and take the pressure off the other. For you, dawg.”

“ Okay, look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on, you can't say the word "flaccid" to me. This is our little "boundary box." We're gonna take the word "flaccid" and put it in there with my mom's titties, and your erection problem, and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau.”

“ WHOOOOO, THAT one puckered up my butt-hole!”

“ Man, Plan B does not have that big-ass gun in it!”

“ TWENTY-ONE THOUSAND? Oh, kiss my black ass...!  it was the dashboard!”

“ Yeah girl, you should see this sexy shit I got on.”

“ I love it when you call me bunny lobe.”

“ Me? I shot you? I mean, I was shooting. I did at lot of shooting. But I'm not saying I shot you in the ass... but I'm not saying I didn't shoot you...”

“ His wound is fine. It's, um... *other things* that were affected.”

“ All these guns in here, and don't none of y'all got no bullets?”

“ I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week.”

“ Shit just got real.”

“ Is this still plan B? Naw, this is definitely plan C!”

“ Captain, I was at a family barbecue...”

“ Oh, we didn't do *all* of that.”

“ He has emotional anger issue problems!”

“ He goes to bed early for this shit! Just to wake up to pop one in a motherfucker!”

“ Rock and roll, let's go!”

“ Everybody deserves a little dignity.”

“ If I threw you out of moving truck and then ran over your head, you wouldn't be normal either!”

“ Mike, you go to therapy to get your issues worked out, not bang your therapist.”

“ Dude, you gotta learn the words.”

“ Bad boys, bad boys what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when we come for you?”

“ I bet you meet a lot of cute guys. Just like "Sex and the City".”

“ Hey look, man, can you tell me who was driving the black Suburban?      Huh? Oh he don't know nothin'. His brains is under the end table.”

“ We don't know you, but you look like you're about to do something stupid. I'm in.”

“ You write his mother a nice letter.”

“ You went too far on that one.”

“ Oh, my God! No! God! Oh, my God!”

“ See, what you don't understand is my partner came here tonight prepared to die.”

“ It's got to be some Cuban stupid tradition to put him in a tortilla bin, huh?”

“ We lost the coffin and you barbequed our lead, Mike. This has got to be the worst, most emotional cop week of my life.”

“ I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner.”

“ I've got my rights.”

“ That's that bullshit.”

“ Crash the ambulance into the mortuary now.”

“ You want to talk? All right, go ahead, go ahead.”

“ They can't hear you, 'cause they're still shooting at you!”

“ Calm down? I'm calm! I'm calm... Whoaa! Whoa! I am way too unstable for that bullshit! Stop all the goddamn movement! Everybody stop moving!”

“ Now show 'em your badge!”

“ Show some dignity!”

“ Just cover up her titties.”

“ There is something seriously wrong with your brain, man.”

“ What-what-what am I gonna do with these, these big-ass dead titties?”

“ Yo Mike, why don't you just give it a little kiss? You know, make it feel better?”

“ Look, why don't we all go home... well we'll go home, you go to a hotel, and we'll work this shit out another day cause none of us is really having a good day right now.”

“ Are you fucking shitting me? LET'S GO!”

“ Whoa, whoooo, hold up, hold up. I'm going to tell him, I mean it ain't like I'm going to tell him.”

“ Doesn't matter what I think, you know? Hey, I had to find out like this, right? Don't matter. Let me ask you a question. Were you all gonna have babies? A little bunch of mini-Mikes? Huh, a bunch of little lyin' violent motherfuckers?”

“ You know what? You need to go 'woo-saw' something for a second.”

“ Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.”

“ Why don't you exercise your right to shut the fuck up?”

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        ❛  Let’s work together,                       and reform our team !!                             —  chapter 226.

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                                             ❛ I’m home ...                                             ft chapter 437.

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                                    ❛ We're in the middle of an adventure here !                                                           — chapter 337 .

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                 ❛ Secret Boxing Technique — Fire punch.                                — chapter 289 cover.