| he / him | trans | aroace spec | 21 | Disabled/Epileptic || Vast and Corruption aligned | | Main interests atm; X-men, DC, Pathologic | | please to talk to me about literally any shared interests |
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"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed
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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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there’s something almost sexual about jacking off
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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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summer makes me miss study sessions in uni tbh.
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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.
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nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au
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