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shoutout to mourning doves. i love you
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God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right
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Not to be Ancient Greek on main but does anyone else get a strong urge to strip down, get wine drunk, and wrestle around with the boys every now and then?
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The sizzling sound of coke in my hand is hypnotic to Escobar
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Cackling.

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Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:
(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.
URGING you to consider firework alternatives:
- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos
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KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989) Dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun
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