ikeaalien123

[ikeaalien123]

BAHA IM STARTING TO GET THERAPY ADS ON MY SPOTIFY LOL-

jokes on you bucko im never going to therapy willingly so fuck off Spotify your attempts are futile :3

[ikeaalien123]

OK OK I NEEDA STOP STALLING AND LOCK IN 🙏🙏🙏

AAAGGGHHH XENA HELP I CANT DO THIS CLASS THING IN UNDER 2 HOURS HELPPPP 🙏🙏🙏🙏

IT HAS LIKE ESSAYS N SHITTT AHHHGHGGGG

YOU CAN DO IT!!!

I know you can!

I promise you that you can!

[ikeaalien123]

A friend of my friend's dog is in need of surgery. i am putting the link here for those who want to help or can, but please do not feel obligated to. i will pin this message as well, so the link can be found in the future or not. thank you 💗

Please atleast reblog this post or ask a friend to or interact to keep this up, thank you.

[ikeaalien123]

damn I never thought I’d ever be disappointed by a laundry soap pod 😔

These look very edible. And they smell edible too (despite the package claiming they're unscented)

Hmmmmm.......

Maybe I should... just a little nibble...

[ikeaalien123]

good idea

I like you alive and not dead :3

These look very edible. And they smell edible too (despite the package claiming they're unscented)

Hmmmmm.......

Maybe I should... just a little nibble...

[ikeaalien123]

are they like

toxic????

id rather you not die

These look very edible. And they smell edible too (despite the package claiming they're unscented)

Hmmmmm.......

Maybe I should... just a little nibble...

[ikeaalien123]

Omgs think about the pop it would make if you bit it….

These look very edible. And they smell edible too (despite the package claiming they're unscented)

Hmmmmm.......

Maybe I should... just a little nibble...

[ikeaalien123]

NOOOO NOT THE STABBY SQUID

good morning my favorite caffeinated gremlin

how ya doing today? :3

I'm good! :D

How about you?

Wait, favorite?

THERE'S ANOTHER CAFFEINATED GREMLIN?!!?

[ikeaalien123]

good as well

well actually youre the only caffeinated gremlin I know 😔

but still my fav :3

good morning my favorite caffeinated gremlin

how ya doing today? :3

I'm good! :D

How about you?

Wait, favorite?

THERE'S ANOTHER CAFFEINATED GREMLIN?!!?

[ikeaalien123]

I'd answer your ask but (sadly) I have hit post limit with those reblogs. So.

But thank you! This is Your reminder to:

-drink some water

-remember you're loved by me (/p)

-get some sleep (not rn, I think it's still kinda early where you're at)

-Remember you don't deserve to lie down and take anyone's bullshit. If someone starts saying dumb/rude things, you have the ability to bash their head in.

:3

remind me to call you if I ever need someone to spam reblog smth 😭

ur the spam reblog master :3

[ikeaalien123]

k, so it was an ikea, but he story is unfortunately fake, there is no ikea in the city it supposedly took place in, & i didnt question it, like a fool i just thought "yeah thats something a person would do" & thats why its so genius

I wish it was real id pay money to go to a maze in an Ikea that’d be fun af

[ikeaalien123]

as a fellow :3 user, you def look like the type to use :3

also your guy literally has the uwu face

i think more people should use colon three(:3)

yes the :3 is very underrated 😔

[ikeaalien123]

if I ever told my parents abt my moots I’d get lectured 😔💔

[ikeaalien123]

S T O A T

Rb to give your mutuals a baby stoat to gently hold

[ikeaalien123]

NO NOT THE VAMPIRE SQU-

AAAGGGHFHFFHHHHH

*peels off squid and throws it*

*chomps you in return*

*throws a firefly squid at you*

*scuttles up to you*

*nom*

HOLY MOLY 😨😨😨

*ducks so squid doesn’t hit me*

*collapses as I get nommed*

[ikeaalien123]

*throws a firefly squid at you*

*scuttles up to you*

*nom*

HOLY MOLY 😨😨😨

*ducks so squid doesn’t hit me*

*collapses as I get nommed*

[ikeaalien123]

aw I’m sorry :(

Anything I can do to help?

Heyyy how are ya?? :3

Tired.