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Metaphorically posting hot selfies on instagram as a form of retaliation
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I'm Maddie: cis, she/her. It's super hard to have a good description but I'm pretty sure that since like 2015 nobody's looking at them anymore and the only person actually viewing my blog from this end and not the dashboard is Tommy. Hi Tommy!
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"omg you'll post 'i need him' on the most average men" "she's mid" most of us are average and it's good that we can find beauty and desire in average people
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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
#my therapist telling me she was amazed i didn't get sick during the 4 years that i was just under constant stress#and then being under tremendous stress at work#and then after they fired me i got sick because my body was like 'okay we're free to finally feel it'
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The one positive that will come from this utterly deranged tweet from stochastic terrorist, LibsofTikTok, will be more people learn about Paleo Pines - an adorable Dino-farming sim.
Solidarity to Paleo Pines team, their socials will be a fucking nightmare right now.
#i love paleo pines#i saw a dino that was trans flag colors in the wild and was like oh i gotta get that one
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big things happening in england
#laugh rule#the one that says everyone has a mate called big tony who saw a necromancer once really got me
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ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)
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Yeah I saw the lovecraftian horrors and didn’t succumb to madness. What- no I’m not a cultist, James. For Christ’s sake. What you’re forgetting my friend is that HP Lovecraft wasn’t a flexible man. His brain simply wasn’t stretchy enough to take it all in. I however, have short term memory issues. Flexibility is the name of the game when you can’t remember if you ate lunch or not. What’s the size of the universe? Big. You knew that already, James. Come on now. You don’t need to witness the terrifying ocean at the base of the entirety of reality itself to know that. Pass the brandy.
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Nice consequences, did your actions pick them out for you ?
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having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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started sending bird facts to my math teacher anonymously
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please be patient with me im from the 1900s
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