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My money's on clerics




WELL HELLO, NEW IMAGES ON THE COMMANDER (2017 EDITION) PRODUCT PAGE.
So we got Dragons, Vampires (EDGAR!?), Cats, and…something else!
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he's perfect shut up
in today’s episode: what the fuck is wrong with robert
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DD Spoilers

so uhhh damien’s canonically trans
#!!!#dream daddy#i played this game#it's good#buy it#it's a good game#fun#funny#cool#made me smile and cry a little#play it
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Today we lost a legend. Chester Bennington and his music was one of my favorite parts of growing up. He will be sorely missed.
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Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel
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- what time is it, accordion-man?
- it’s time to strew peppers to the butt of the girl who is wearing a pearl shirt
- finally!
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We here at my shitty blog are following the Samut campaign very closely
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The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
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MTG Scenes That Must’ve Happened: Nicol Bolas Instructs the Fallen Gods
Nicol Bolas: “Scorpion God, your duty is to kill each of the remaining gods of Amonkhet. You shall not rest until all five have been destroyed.”
Scorpion God: “I obey, God-Pharaoh.”
Nicol Bolas: “Scarab God, your duty is to lead my army of Eternals and wipe out the mortal survivors. You shall not rest until every citizen of Nactamun has been hunted down.”
Scarab God: “I obey, God-Pharaoh.”
Nicol Bolas: “Locust God, your duty is to destroy the Hekma.”
Locust God: “…and?”
Nicol Bolas: “And what?”
Locust God: “That’ll only take me, like, five minutes. What do you want me to do once the barrier is down?”
Nicol Bolas: “You know… locust-y stuff.”
Locust God: “Locust-y stuff? Really?”
Nicol Bolas: *puts hands on hips*
Locust God: *sighs, rolls eyes* “Yes, God-Pharaoh…”
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unconventional saproling token Hopeful get some answer here Does this work as a saproling?
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Stop HB2796
HB2796 is an absolutely blatant attempt to strip away the civil rights of transgender people; and it’s absolutely fucking terrifying.
Quoting the official summary of HB2796:
This bill prohibits the word “sex” or “gender” from being interpreted to mean “gender identity,” and requires “man” or “woman” to be interpreted to refer exclusively to a person’s genetic sex, for purposes determining the meaning of federal civil rights laws or related federal administrative agency regulations or guidance. No federal civil rights law shall be interpreted to treat gender identity or transgender status as a protected class, unless it expressly designates “gender identity” or “transgender status” as a protected class.
HB2796 is currently with the Republican-majority House Subcommittee on the Constitution and Civil Justice. Please, PLEASE–especially if you’re cisgender, and doubly if you’re one of their constituents–call the Representatives on the committee and explain just how much damage this will do, how many lives it will destroy, and how many legislative careers (hopefully) hinge on its passage or failure.
Committee members are:
Chairman Steve King (R-IA-04; King is also one of HB2796′s sponsors) - (202) 225-4426
Vice Chairman Ron DeSantis (R-FL-06) - (202) 225-2706
Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ-08; Franks is also one of HB2796’s sponsors) - (202) 225-4576
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX-01) - (202) 225-3035
Rep. Karen Handel (R-GA-06) - (202) 225-4501
Ranking Member Steve Cohen (D-TN-09) - (202) 225-3265
Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD-08) - (202) 225-5341
Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY-10) - (202) 225-5635
(Note - Listed phone numbers are for DC offices only, but links go to pages with both district and federal office information, as well as additional avenues of contact.)
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Daily draws 7/14/17 & 7/15/17
Gruulfriend suggestions are done, finally! I wasnt able to get to a couple but i wanna do those at a later date.
@caffeinepants suggested nissa & chandra chillin in a tree @agriff11 suggested meeting the kids/sidekicks (nissas chosen & young pyromancer) @pepperapb & @jacethebeltsculptor both suggested flower crowns
Thanks to everyone who left suggestions, and sorry i couldnt get to them all!
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Put some color on the Lord
“daddy’s home!”
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