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were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal

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“It’s cold outside Ritsu”

It’s been posted so now I can post it too! This is my Secret Santa gift to @jellyana! I included some closeups too, including the chip packet cause I’m really fricken proud of the chip packet.

I hope you have a wonderful holiday and get to eat lots of nice food!

Love always Auro~

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he was too late

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they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

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reminder that my text-to-speech godzilla ‘54 dub is the greatest thing ever accomplished by mankind

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none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.

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You know what? Fuck you. *Unhelps your Hamburger*

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in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

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tbh tumblr and ao3 have subcultures that are impossible to explain to the average person. we all have bachelors degrees in nonsense discourse and certificates in fuckery. you think I can tell my irl friends “human pet guy reblogged my post and it’s upsetting” without explaining 5 different things? You think I can explain why I can’t watch Hamilton without thinking about the racefaking AIDS fanfic writer? I can’t unlearn this stuff. The neurological pathways in my brain are permanently rerouted

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no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

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omggggg

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no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

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Betty Crocker mutates your children

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Beautiful metal tree art….

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pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills  instead of being seen as behaviors

so now it’s like ‘the point of doing them is to get good at them’ and not ‘this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives’.