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I start running... And i fall the fuck over cause of my bad knee and die. Nature kills, huh?

Everyone around here is a faster runner than I am. This is because of natural selection. [pulls out a massive sword engraved with the words "NATURAL SELECTION" on the blade] Start running.

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It’s Worm Wednesday

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what is kraven and where do i get some

"on a plane" seems to be where most people are watching it

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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@official-penis-posts

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Do you have any tips for growing out your hair? Your hair looks so beautiful in your selfies btw.

AWWW tyy🥺 idk if i have any tips though i just sorta gave it time :p id say it took from june 2022 to maybe sometime this year for it to get to a length im really happy with. but the time always passes

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Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat

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Time traveler accidentally brings a Britney Spears CD to King Arthur's Court, chaos ensues

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De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick

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How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

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Cocaine? No. I want gender euphoria in powder form so i can snort it

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I got the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up 

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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Nightwing (2016-): Fear State

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