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Lambert introduces Aiden to his brothers post-tw3 and Geralt, eager to roast and embarrass his little bro in the universal sibling way of welcoming a new s/o into the family, is practically vibrating with malicious intent, which Lambert is getting increasingly worried about.
"Did you know," Geralt says eventually ("Geralt," Lambert grunts as a warning, but his brother appears not to hear him), "did you know that Lambert once described you as, and I quote, the best man he's ever met?"
"Did he?" Aiden asks with the face of a man who is already starting to evaluate how many arguments he's going to win by bringing this up, and Lambert glowers at Geralt with what he hopes is the rage of a thousand suns. Geralt doesn't care. Geralt doesn't even care if he dies stabbed in his sleep tonight. He's gotten back at Lambert for every single time his brother's made fun of him in the past and that's enough for him.
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See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/106351320
Not too deep of a story, but @extra-standard-deviation requested a comic of Letho and Eskel and I of course HAD to include Lil'Bleater lskdjfsd During a battle, Letho spotted the goat and spent the entire fight protecting the baby.
Thank you so much Kestrel for being so patient and for indulging me in the wonderful world of Witcher~ As I finished this up I was reminded of how much I missed these two (especially Letho <3) It felt so good to draw these two again!
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Aiden of the Cats, very much inspired by @inexplicifics beautiful writing
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"Kaer Morhen Stables, this is Geralt Rivia on the phone, how can I help?"
"Hi, yes um- This is Jaskier, from the uh- cottage down the road?"
"The one with the flowers? Is there a problem?"
"Yes um- You see, this may sound a bit crazy but uh- there's a horse in my garden. My fenced off garden. And while that's not exactly a problem, the last time I checked I didn't own a horse so-"
"Fuck!"
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I don't think N would be terribly interested in most social media but tbh I can see him getting big on TikTok. he makes an account because Bianca mentions using it for scientific outreach and he figures he can use it to teach a few people how to form deeper bonds with their pokemon, and he has enough good looks and accidental cult leader rizz that he quickly goes viral despite his lack of update schedule or video editing skills. his account is half calling out habitat destruction and videos about how to read your pokemon's body language, half him rambling about random cool math concepts at 3 in the morning while his legendary dragon looms ominously in the background. ok wait I'm weirdly invested in the idea of future N as a semi-accidental tiktok influencer now
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Fan animation ... I always loved N ...
Music remix by my great friend @unglybungle on twitter
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*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*
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