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They forgot to tell him

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{{Husk is so goddamn EXTRA and I love that for him. This guy had his pick of countless Carmine angelic weapons, and you know what he decided? “Nah, I’m gonna stick with my same old throwing cards.” But how could Husk fight angels with this deck?

So glad you asked, I’ll tell you. This boss of a sinner took his deck and COATED THE EDGES WITH ANGELIC STEEL.

Say what you want about Alastor taking on Adam, but my man Husk was facing lethal exorcists with nothing but his fists and some flimsy ass throwing paper. I think we know who the real MVP of this battle was.}}

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EVERYONE REMEMBER TO BOOP THE ARAB.ORG BUTTONS!!!!

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i just thought of another ship name for huskerdusk.

catnip.

do ya.. do ya get it? cause.. cause cats get high off of it? husks a cat.. and like.. angel gets high? yeah? yeah?

anyways don’t listen to me love you guys goodnight happy birthday to teto (vocaloid) and to angel dust (hazbin)

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I can't believe people are feeling bad for Vox for being rejected by Alastor as if he isn't literally this fucking guy but hot

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Songs

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Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

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Husk is probably gonna kiss Angel's hand at some point smh

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Hazbin Hotel as things my friends said

Angel: when I was a kid, I had braces, and they made my lips look bigger. They were like a natural lip filler.

Husk: When I was a kid, I always wanted them because I thought it looked cool. Now I’m glad I didn’t need them.

Angel: What, lip filler?

Husk:

Angel:

Husk: …braces.

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Vaggie: hey, can everyone stop spamming our group chat?

Charlie: oh shit, sorry.

Vaggie:

Charlie: I’m not the one who’s doing it, I’m just taking the blame.

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Husk: *coughs up lung tissue cutely* hey.

Angel: what the fuck???

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Sir Pentious: I love lying down on the ground after the sun has been hitting it for a while.

Cherri: reptile ass bitch.

Sir Pentious: FUCK YOU!

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Sir Pentious: This egg is particularly… oblong.

Husk: What?

Sir Pentious: Tall egg.

Husk:

Husk: …what???

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Niffty: Sometimes I find car crashes funny. They flail around like little ragdolls.

Alastor: …you are a very interesting creature!

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*starts sobbing*

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not Charlie unknowingly getting Vaggie to re-open the deepest of old wounds by asking her to come with to the Heaven meeting, and then, when Vaggie reluctantly agrees,

Charlie leans down to kiss the literal old wound where Vaggie's former fellow angels tore out her eye-

the same place Charlie bandaged the first time they met, and how it makes Vaggie smile just like she did back then

Charlie, oblivious to how she accidentally did a "kiss it better" thing on Vaggie's worst pains and fears. or how for a moment, it actually worked

one way or another that's gonna end up being painfully ironic >:)

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Just a fun idea, but...

Lucifer having knowledge of every soul who has passed through the pearly gates, as well as the hell gates upon death.

Just to look at Alastor when he's being a little shit, and tell him:

"Your mother is still wondering why you aren't with her."

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in class

in my first hour i share with spy and Ophelia @spy-and-ophelias-ghost are teacher brought out matches and a candle and my Imdeate reaction was to look at spy and when are teacher said ash i looked at ophelia <3

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I like to think that Fizzarolli gets really tired in the evening, especially after he performs, because of his prosthetic arms and legs, so Asmodeus carries him around all the time and doesn't mind at all

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righ now i feel like in shock

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a Charlie who spent the last few years kinda physically and emotionally isolated from people, now trying not to scare off the cute wounded dumpster lady she brought home-

and Charlie's still juuuuuuust out of practice enough that Vaggie (having fallen asleep sitting against a wall) not only wakes up gently covered in Charlie's coat (aww), but also with Charlie herself crouching Less Than A Foot Away From Her Face, Staring And Frowning With Worry

Vaggie: *groggy and in pain* *sees a demon* *AAAA*

Charlie: "Hi"

Vaggie: "AAAAH!!" (reflexively punches)

Charlie: (right before getting punched) "Are you feeling any bet- ARUGH!!!"

Vaggie realizing this is the nice demon? who helped her??? and she just punched the nice lady demon in the face????? hard enough to knock Charlie ass over tea kettle?????

Vaggie: (jumps up to help) "SORRY! I'm sorry I didn't-"

Vaggie: (back slams into wall)

Vaggie: "ah"

Vaggie: (faints from pain)

cute dumpster lady slumps unconscious to the floor, or rather onto the floor Charlie is already inhabiting. Charlie now has cute dumpster lady limp in her arms AND a black eye and one of these is really freaking her out

Charlie: "Oh nooooo. Oh shit oh fuck don't be dead don't be dead, first time alone with someone in years please please PLEASE don't say I've killed her- hey? Hey! Open your beautiful eyes! Y-your eye, your normal looking eye- I- Fuck fuck fuck-"

(vaggie groans)

Charlie: "-Ohhh thank hell. Whew."

next time Vaggie wakes up she thinks she's alone... until she looks around and sees Charlie peeking nervously around the edge of the open door. and it's, kinda hard to be freak out by a demon when she's huddled down as small as she can make herself, waving one finger at Vaggie tentatively, and whisper-shouting that she's got snacks and juice if Vaggie's feeling hungry

years later, Vaggie still feels really bad about the black eye thing. Charlie loves it though. she specially loves teasing that, technically, Vaggie was the one who hit on her first

Charlie: "Remember that time you punched me in the face?"

Vaggie: "I still have nightmares about it yeah."

Charlie: "I can't believe we'd barely even met, and you were already-"

Vaggie: "Babe no."

Charlie: "-you were already hitting on me~"

Vaggie: (groans in pain) (and with love)