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Pepper: peter, this is morgan, my daughter
Peter, immediately dropping to his knees to bow: ms stark, we are unworthy to be in your very presence
Morgan, grinning happily: this is the shit
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i’m seeing the posts about spidey being revealed to be peter parker but let’s be real peter probably did a conspiracy video a-la-buzzfeed: unsolved and was like “who really COULD be spider-man: a story” and it’s just random people he knows but includes tony with footage of tony running away and going
“shut up i only have one secret identity!”
and then the internet is like “what do you mean a secret identity”
so now they’re trying to prove that tony is yet another hero but in reality he goes by the name “Edward Carbonell” and he writes murder-mystery/romance books
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I'm lichrally crying jchchchcjgkbkbkbj
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