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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved

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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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i love information i need more

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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earlier the toddler said "I'm not a girl anymore" and when I asked her what she's now instead she said "I'm a frog" you go little frog 🐸

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have an itty-bitty harrowhark

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whoops lost myself for about eight years there

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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I love having mutuals. #myfriends<3

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my biological instincts tell me to eat treat watch computer and never reproduce

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“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

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has this been done

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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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t.he character s