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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved
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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture
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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
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earlier the toddler said "I'm not a girl anymore" and when I asked her what she's now instead she said "I'm a frog" you go little frog 🐸
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have an itty-bitty harrowhark
#while this was just a super quick doodle at 3am that wasnt supposed to be good#im probably really gonna hate this in the morning lmao#so i might delete later ig#(not that i care for it now im just trying to break past the fear of sharing)#i just wanted to contribute something#do i even really wanna tag this?#harrowhark nonagesimus#tlt#tlt fanart#i have a few drawings started and if i decide to post them ill probably make a sideblog#first we'll see how i feel in the morning ig lmao#ive been sitting here staring at the button for 30 minutes so.. post time
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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my biological instincts tell me to eat treat watch computer and never reproduce
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“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed
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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"
#ok yeah its time to agree with the masses in the tags on this one#harrowhark nonagesimus#literally her
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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it
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