illbeanythingforyou

[illbeanythingforyou]

oNE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 

DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 

U N D E R C O V E R A U

PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU

PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU

REINCARNATION AU

CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU

THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

[illbeanythingforyou]

"Good, because if you didn't know then we'd have a problem. Does this mean five a.m. McDonald's run now?"

"But what if my anaconda /did/?"

"…So are you saying I don’t  have buns?”

[illbeanythingforyou]

I’m sick of getting dropped or ignored by some blogs just because my muse isn’t jumping and crawling all over them. There are things called enemies/platonic or just friends or whatever… And i’m annoyed… So if you could just reblog this so that I can have a bit of reassurance about this… It’d be very appreciated.

If your muse isn't just hunting for the D and V , please reblog

[illbeanythingforyou]

"….I’m making a mental note to think through what the opposite of things would be. Of course you have buns. I thought that sounded….text post."

"But what if my anaconda /did/?"

"…So are you saying I don’t  have buns?”

[illbeanythingforyou]

Tumblr keeps telling me to follow a certain blog and I'm just here like n o

[illbeanythingforyou]

Send me a phobia you see my character having

[illbeanythingforyou]

The shape shifter laughed softly, holding him a little closer. "What has you all cuddly, huh?"

  Billy hummed happily, bumping their noses together. “Hi”

[illbeanythingforyou]

"Mmmfph--" Teddy made a small sound, then instantly melted into the kiss, wrapping his arms around the brunette and holding him close. "Hey, Bee."

[illbeanythingforyou]

Sexual Sunday Meme - NSFW

Send in ☎ for my character's reaction to getting phone sex from yours

Send in ✉ for my character's reaction to getting a sext from yours

Send in ♌ for my character's reaction to being spanked by yours

Send in ❤ for my character's reaction to be propositioned by yours

Send in ✿ for my character's reaction to being fondled by yours

Send in ☥ for my character's reaction to receiving nude pictures from yours

Send in ★ for my characters reaction to yours asking them where babies come from

Send in ☀ for my character's reaction to yours exposing themselves

Send in -‘๑’- for my character's reaction to yours telling them to bend over

Send in ✥ for my character's reaction to finding out yours is a dominatrix

Send in ♍ for my character's reaction to yours telling them they are a virgin

Send in ❆ for my character's reaction to being tied up by yours

Send in ♉ for my character's reaction to suddenly being kissed by yours

Send in ❣ for my character suddenly being joined in the bathe by yours

Send in 文 for a confession from my character on what gets them hot

Send in ♚ for a confession from my character on what turns them off

Send in ♛ for a confession from my character on their kinks

[illbeanythingforyou]

Crickets chirping

"So...I'm here."

[illbeanythingforyou]

I GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL I PROMISE ILL BE BACK TO RPING TUESDAY AS SOON AS IM BACK FROM DISNEY

[illbeanythingforyou]

"Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?" "Oh, I shall practice my curtsy." "He’d make a very handsome throw rug." "Excuse me for not leaping for joy. Bad back you know." "I thought you were very brave." "I’m only brave when I have to be." "Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars." "Whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you… and so will I." "Run. Run away and never return." "You gotta put your behind in our past." "Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nobody knows my sorrow." "Everyone thinks you’re dead!" "You think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life? You don’t even know what I’ve been through!" "You said you’d always be there for me! But you’re not…" "I finally had some sense knocked into me, and I have the bump to prove it." "What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?" "I’m a little surprised to see you… alive.” "I’m not like you." "Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy." "Long live the king."

The Lion King inspired starters

[illbeanythingforyou]

It is 100% okay with me if your character uses force against mine.

Meaning that if my character angers your muse, it’s okay that yours reacts violently, especially if that is the nature of your character.

But you do not get to kill them without my permission.

[illbeanythingforyou]

Drafts [4] || Asks [3] 

Skype status: Away

[illbeanythingforyou]

Oops, I did a thing. 

[illbeanythingforyou]

space au (✿◠‿◠)

law enforcement au (◕‿◕✿)

historical au (◡‿◡✿)

military au (｡◕‿◕｡)

bodyguard au ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

college au (▰˘◡˘▰)

supernatural beings are known au (✿◠‿◠)

office au (◡‿◡✿) 

high school au (｡◕‿◕｡)

restaurant au (✿◠‿◠)

circus au (◕‿◕✿)

western au ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

sports au (▰˘◡˘▰)

coffee shop au (◡‿◡✿)

a l t e r n a t e   u n i v e r s e s (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[illbeanythingforyou]