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fucking him so good I'm sounding myself on his IUD

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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

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brutalist strap on

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I'm sorry but I downloaded maleware onto your computer... yeah no not malware, *male*ware, your computer is a boy now... he said so himself, that's how i know. he also told me to tell you he like-likes you. yeah he still runs like normal he's just a boy now. oh btw he has no more space on his hard drive. yeah...yeah it's all maleware now, sorry

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wrestling ⚡ standing spladle

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need to feel someone's leather-gloved hand in my cunt soon before i make it a national security issue

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they should let dudes who get phallo get freaky with it. give my man a knot

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"smell you later" is just so fucking low-key horny when you get down to it. you love how i smell? and you're planning on sniffing me again? huff those pitts, freak.

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