illegaltrainman

[illegaltrainman]

ah yes, the three genders

[illegaltrainman]

pls helb

im so sorry im comin on here out of the blue but i dont really know where else to ask (tw/ bullying??? or maybe im just being sensitive im sorry idk)

um so i have a friend and she’s sweet and gives me hugs and stuff and says she loves me but she also makes me feel kinda bad sometimes. like she hits me and i know it’s meant to be like play-fighting sibling funny but i’ve started flinching whenever people gesture and i don’t really like it. and i got freaked out with noise because i have asd and my mom said i should bring headphones and i said i wanted to bring a toy but didnt because it felt stupid and she said “u were gonna be that autistic” and i dont know what to do how do i stop being sensitive about this

[illegaltrainman]

20 year old Tymere Little still missing in Detroit!!!

[illegaltrainman]

and sometimes you give the goose no option

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

[illegaltrainman]

In Stargate (1994), Kowalski had to be played by John Diehl, a human, because penguins didn’t do well in hot desert climates.

[illegaltrainman]

honestly i don't think we should technologically advance let's just go back and steal ideas from the victorians and stuff

[illegaltrainman]

how can i be freddie mercury with all this fake blood on my hands

[illegaltrainman]

put frankie valli over any gory action scene and i'll call it art

[illegaltrainman]

since when was saying yippie kay-yay dad thing?

[illegaltrainman]

take a second to appreciate when you get that bread. step back and look at your loaves, otherwise you start to forget how good it feels to get it. you got the bread. that's an achievement, please appreciate it.

[illegaltrainman]

me in the pitch black at 4am, holding one party-sized bucket of m&m's in each hand: "and ho, soldier! you've strayed far to reach this hell dimension. a snack?"

[illegaltrainman]

do you guys sometimes get a really loud static sound that flashes in your brain and hurts your ears for no reason? lmao asking for a friend

[illegaltrainman]

New York City at night via helicopter.

[illegaltrainman]

we're all kind of like moths in horror movies:

- flapping around aimlessly

- wild, primal, scared

- live dangerously/for not very long

- eat clothing

- head to any and all light source

- scared of any and all humans except for the ride or die moths who try to attack any and all humans

[illegaltrainman]

i'm such a fool i need to learn how to do handstands

[illegaltrainman]

"how come" is such a weird phrase

[illegaltrainman]

MY MOM JUST BOUGHT ME APPLE JUICE TODAY IS GOOD I LOVE HER