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      "and i get that but —- i need your help.“ a quick glance is thrown around the room before his gaze returns to her. "i’ll pay you for your help and— any trouble there is.” he leaned forward, elbows resting atop the bar, brows knitting together. “if there were anyone else to go to, i’d go to them. sas parakaloúme.”

“I didn’t ask for payment, I asked to be uninvolved.” Asteria sighed taking a glass from behind the bar and flipping it over in front of her. She kept her gifts for party tricks only, unless it was completely NECESSARY. “If you want me to read your palm, that’s fine. But I’m not in the business of making trouble.” She poured whiskey into the glass and dropped in front of him with a scowl.

“Greek blood or not. You’re gonna have to sell this better, malakas.”

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@victoryclaimed liked for a starter.

“Pas kala re maláka?” Asteria muttered under her breath toward them. Shouldn’t they know better? “Look if you want a drink, I’m your girl, but I didn’t sign up for anything else. I’ve got rent to pay here.” She rolled back chocolate eyes and sighed dropping a rum bottle onto the bar.

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“I don’t give fortunes for free, darlin’. No matter how pretty that smile is.” It wasn’t a secret that the demi Goddess used her magic in order to see into the immediate future. Even if Fairy Godmother robbed the rest of Auradon from doing so. Asteria’s magic couldn’t be taken from her. So she might as well make a few bucks out of it. “Gossip or coin, sweetcheeks. I take both.”

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                    “ whatever’s going to make me forget that i have no idea what i’m doing with my life the fastest. ” a tired sigh escapes her as she settles on the stool, resting a delicate chin in her hand. a cancelled date was, objectively, the least of mena’s worries, but it had led her to the bar. what were bars if not a place to mope ? still, she manages a rueful quirk of her lips. “ in that case i am very new. mena. nice to meet you. ”

“Mena!” Asteria cried cheerfully already picking up the bottle of clear rum from under the counter. She knew a sad soul when she saw one. The blues seemed to walk into her bar more often than not. “Mena darlin’, I have just the drink for you. On the house because that pout could bring a tear to my eye. I’m Asteria, local bartender chick with a soft spot for pretty sad girls.” She tipped the head of the bottle into a shot glass as she began to mix a few bitter liquors into a crystal glass. 

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headcanon #1

asteria was born with the sight. an able to read people easily and even see into the future. of course, this power was vague to say the least. she could do nothing but FEEL that someone would see danger or happiness in the future. but that did not stop her from informing her friends and family of their upcoming misfortunes. this bled into her adult life, leaving the fun loving bartender to attend city college for astrology and read palms between shifts. young people from auradon come to her with fun gossip to pay for small readings. asteria LOVES a good gossip filled story. and with the isle kids in auradon. her business is thriving.

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@fairytalefootsteps liked for a starter.

“Not all that sneaky, kiddo.” Asteria laughed leaning over the bar until she was pushing herself up on her tip toes. She eyed the other before smirking. “We do check IDs here, just so you know. And I don’t take kindly to being fooled.” The fate’s heir could see through any lie. It was a gift.

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@rnadeblue liked for a starter.

   “What can I get-cha?” Asteria placed down the glass bottle of whiskey she had finished pouring into a measuring cup for her last order. The bar had been cooling down since the after dinner rush this evening. The dark haired mixologist smiles back at the other girl, recognizing her slightly, but kept to business as usual. “If you’re new to the bar I’m pretty sweet when it comes to givin’ free drinks, so there’s that.” A charming grin graced her painted red lips. 

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like for a starter from my smiley fortune telling daughter !!!

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#this is what asexual people deserve to hear #can you believe shadowhunters did that

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one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear.

he said “i know”

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  . . .  can  you  hear  my  heartbeat  fucking  kickin' ?

asteria avila daughter of atropos

... written by lex ...

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