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Top 3 most gruesome moments in kotlc (that really shouldn’t be in a series dedicated to 12 year olds)

#3 Brant’s showdown with Grady. Grady used his ability to force Brant to burn and melt off his hand using the everblaze Brant was creating. As badass as that was, it was pretty graphic

#2 Sophie and Dex’s kidnapping. Sophie had her arms twisted and burned repeatedly while she was restrained, gagged, drugged and blindfolded. Dex’s torture was carried out off page but was equally as disturbing, with Brant burning his stomach repeatedly while he was locked in a cage (my poor babies)

#1 Sophie and Fitz’s ordeal with Umber in Flashback. Now this experience and the one before this are both equally horrible, the only reason I put this one first is because the healing process for this one took significantly longer. Umber quite literally shattered and mangled Sophie’s arm and Fitz’s leg while leaving scaring echos in her head and in his heart.

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So tell me, Ernest

How much have you seen of me?

Cinematically?

the roms

the coms

the rom coms

the dramas

the dramedies

the straight to dvds

No really Ernest, how often have you watched me

…uhhh sporadically

what?

I really liked the one where you were fighting with a sword

oh thurst!

(that was her first razzie award)

You know I did all my own stunts

I only injured all of my costars once

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ok i forgot to vote but YEAH GRADY SWEEP

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grady already canonically swears! there's been instances in the books where he is described as saying "choice words," "things soohie can't repeat," etc!

guys wait who would swear the most if the keeper books were YA

HC that Grady swears like a sailor

Sophie definitely screams curse words into her pillow when she's upset

Keefe has some extra creative names for his dad

but who would be the worst

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FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS HIM

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TW: mentions of possible speculation/allegory to sa

Growing up is realizing how absolutely horrifying this scene is. I’m sure Shannon’s intentions with this scene wasn’t meant to be interpreted into anything else but the possible allegory this scene provides is devastating

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i didnt know the pope was a jatp fan

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it's alright now 💜

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“The average Mesmer ruins one funeral a year!” statistic is incorrect. Grady Ruewen, who is an outlier adn should not be counted—

“The average pyrokinetic kills 1 person a year!" statistic is incorrect. Fintan Pyren, who is an outlier adn should not be counted—

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“The average pyrokinetic kills 1 person a year!" statistic is incorrect. Fintan Pyren, who is an outlier adn should not be counted—

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cutieful great comet drawing :3c

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what if I told you I stopped pressing buttons

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Well!

So first, let's clear a common misconception: no, President Abraham Lincoln did not love Black people nor see them as human equals. At best he was centrist about it (though, even his implication that 'exceptional' Black men ought to vote got him assassinated).

"My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or to destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do, it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that. What I do about slavery, and the colored race, I do because I believe it helps to save the Union...I have here stated my purpose according to my view of official duty; and I intend no modification of my oft-expressed personal wish that all men everywhere could be free."

The "freeing of slaves" after the Emancipation Proclamation in 1863 was meant to kneecap the economic and military powers of the seceded South. Lettuce stop making a white savior figure out of Lincoln, or thinking that my people's shackles were unchained via anything other than desperate war strategy and extreme violence. Think on that, for a moment.

That being said!

But not everyone in Confederate territory would immediately be free. Even though the Emancipation Proclamation was made effective in 1863, it could not be implemented in places still under Confederate control. As a result, in the westernmost Confederate state of Texas, enslaved people would not be free until much later. Freedom finally came on June 19, 1865, when some 2,000 Union troops arrived in Galveston Bay, Texas. The army announced that the more than 250,000 enslaved black people in the state, were free by executive decree. This day came to be known as "Juneteenth," by the newly freed people in Texas.

Consider going through the Smithsonian website to learn about Juneteenth! Recognize why it's an actual day of freedom, versus July 4th and the independence of a select few.

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is dance a hobby in elfland or is it just for the Foxfire humiliation rituals opening ceremonies

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what if we fell in love 😳 and we were both robots

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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don’t think i’ve seen anyone do this one?