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Not my girlfriend walking around my house and randomly exclaiming "breed me," instead of any other stereotypical exclamation to communicate the times when she's mildly stressed.
Because yes, babygirl, that's exactly what I'm about to do to your fine ass.
C'mere, let daddy take your stress away.
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Deep tongue kisses while she plays with my asshole would totally fix me right now.
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I thought we were friends. What do you mean you don't wanna spit in my mouth while I jack off?
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Somehow got into an edging session with my wife for the first time, and let me say it's the hottest fucking thing she's ever done to me thus far.
"Look at you, you're so hot, oh my fucking god."
"I'm gonna play with your tip so much it'll get sore."
"Nothing but my tongue on the head of your cock until you can't stand it anymore."
"I wanna cum so baddddd."
"Not yet, baby."
"That's MY cock."
I want you to get it as hard as can be for me tonight."
"Don't break that edge til' we're on the phone later, you hear me?"
"I don't know if I can..."
"You better watch it..."
"Do I need to make you go hands-free?"
"No ma'am. Promise you'll take care of me tonight?"
"You know I will. Just be good and don't cum til' I get home."
"My pretty baby boy."
"But... This is the 4th time I've almost came."
"I want you to get up to number 6 for me. The 7th one is mine."
"You can do it for me. I know you can."
"Just be a good boy for me and be patient."
"Anything for you, mommy."
"Pretty boy. You're so hot. Such a fucking slut for me.
What an angel. I can't wait to give her a hot fucking load down the back of her throat for being such a perfect domme to me.
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Lying alone in bed after a long day, stroking my cock, and wishing my wife was home to walk in on me touching myself and start drooling into my open mouth to send me over the edge.
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At work, daydreaming about her tonguing my piss-hole.
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