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computer open. Computer show me fictional guy

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she let me hit because i say things like “okie dokie”

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Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

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I feel like if reincarnation is real, everyone’s gotta take a couple turns as like the baby turtles that immediately get eaten after hatching and stuff. Like jury duty

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things I keep seeing that annoy me: the ahistorical idea that women suffer men’s sexuality and don’t ever want it. That any kind of contraception is a sacrifice cis women make because cis men won’t wear condoms - when there’s definitely women who enjoy it without just because or for kink reasons. That no woman would endure the side effects of the pill or other things if it wasn’t due to a noble sacrifice

That “poor grandma had 10 children because grandpa can’t control himself!”. So what about women who really liked sex? Yes of course it happened to some couples, I’m not gonna pretend it’s all sunshine and rainbows. But through all of humanity people wanted sex and tried their best to have it without resulting in children. Do you think no woman was ever horny? Queen Victoria herself wrote about how much she was attracted to Prince Albert despite not liking pregnancy. Do you think no man ever despaired over his dear wife’s health from a hard pregnancy? Or the horror of going through all that just to lose most of your children in infancy?

it’s just this weird crap of ALL men are sexual aggressors and ALL women are sexless victims. There’s always going to be people who are mutually horny and want sex despite a risk of pregnancy or STIs or social stigma. It’s just that the first two have only become reliably preventable in the last century or so. It’s a step down the slope of rad fem crap to pretend otherwise

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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

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i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

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thinking about everyman being the forgotten man

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Scout Paper-Mario-Wiki Needs Help

Hey all. It's gotten bad for me.

Me, and the people I care about the most, need to leave the country, and I can no longer rely on my full time job to provide me with the funds I need to do so. This is not a matter of comfort for us, it is a matter of survival, and I don't say that lightly.

I do not feel good asking for this much assistance, but I need it, and will be doing whatever I can to make it happen.

For the first time in 4 years, I'll be opening up voice acting commissions, and I've also started a fundraising campaign.

If you'd like to support me, please click any of the links below.

Chuffed campaign

Donate on cashapp

Donate on paypal

Email me for a commission at chasejoven@gmail.com (starting at $100 for short jobs, willing to negotiate if the commission is especially small. I'm also more than willing to do non-voice-acting work if you have something else you know I can do for you.)

Pay-what-you-want for my music

Thank you very much for reading, and thank you for your help.

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some silly adopts from yesterday :P 🌊🦭🐠🌈

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"trans women are always angry" "transmascs are sooo annoying" WE'VE SPENT OUR WHOLE LIVES GETTING SHIT ON JUST FOR BEING AROUND!!! MAYBE SHE'S GONNA BE ANGRY. MAYBE I GET TO BE ANNOYING. DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF US OR NOT!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

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changing your mind about stuff over time is embarrassingggg but especially when it happens in relatively short time and then u have to be like oh yeah that thing i said 4 months ago? i don’t believe any of that anymore. yeah i know i sounded really confident at the time my bad.

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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.