I, for one, welcome the babygirl of 2024
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beautiful things are happening on twitter
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dave strider dick rider
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He would not fucking say that but let's indulge
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for a full 2 hours before feeding time, Pangur follows me around weeping like an orphan wretch
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CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT
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Shaming my friend @illuminatemyskies until he STOPS SCARING ME
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shaming my friend @divine0men until they know what sleep is
Shaming my friend @illuminatemyskies until he STOPS SCARING ME
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a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper
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no but it's the way for aziraphale "nothing lasts forever" meant "i'm willing to give up the bookshop if it means i can be with you safely" and for crowley it meant "nothing lasts forever, not the bookshop, not earth, not us"
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fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore
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i learn new things everyday the world is amazing
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