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I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

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nervous

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Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa. 

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather. 

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wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

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trying to do anything while dissociating

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Me, applying a protective Gay Barrier™ before heading out to meet up with the Straights:

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a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

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Fight me if you don’t think this is the best moment of any lipsync ever

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me and my best friend practicing our puppet routine for the school talent show

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“That’s just how I am lol” NAH. That’s a character flaw. Work on it. Fix it. Grow.

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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me: hey tarot cards! what should i do?

tarot cards:

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been trying to find this video for years

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