illustrious-slimeman

[illustrious-slimeman]

Man. I don't know. don't even ask

[illustrious-slimeman]

Man. I don't know. don't even ask

[illustrious-slimeman]

I had a dream that part of Voyta's DLC involved smoking a bowl with him. It wasn't fun. There was a button prompt to "be normal" where Henry had to go sit in the grass until he stopped hyperventilation. Martin's ghost showed up and all the wisdom he had to offer was "everyone can tell that you're high"

[illustrious-slimeman]

I had a dream that part of Voyta's DLC involved smoking a bowl with him. It wasn't fun. There was a button prompt to "be normal" where Henry had to go sit in the grass until he stopped hyperventilation. Martin's ghost showed up and all the wisdom he had to offer was "everyone can tell that you're high"

[illustrious-slimeman]

I had a dream that part of Voyta's DLC involved smoking a bowl with him. It wasn't fun. There was a button prompt to "be normal" where Henry had to go sit in the grass until he stopped hyperventilation. Martin's ghost showed up and all the wisdom he had to offer was "everyone can tell that you're high"

[illustrious-slimeman]

Pray, believe me when I say

That you're the one that I love best

Until my dying day

[illustrious-slimeman]

Pray, believe me when I say

That you're the one that I love best

Until my dying day

[illustrious-slimeman]

incredibly low effort comic about the silly little bug Warhorse gave me when I finally beat KCD2. I saw other people complaining about the sword going missing, but nobody else seemed to have Henry stripped from the waist up 🤔 but maybe that was just a little treat for me...

[illustrious-slimeman]

incredibly low effort comic about the silly little bug Warhorse gave me when I finally beat KCD2. I saw other people complaining about the sword going missing, but nobody else seemed to have Henry stripped from the waist up 🤔 but maybe that was just a little treat for me...

[illustrious-slimeman]

Good morning tumblr

This shall be a most informal of posts, but I would like to let you all know I have made an instagram

Now, some of you may know this, some of you may not, but I am a disgusting little hermit when it comes to social media. I am sorry to say there likely won't be very many gay old men on there, as that is the niche I have found myself in on this god forsaken website ❤️

This Instagram account is primarily for my tattoo art! I am attempting to make an actual living doing tattoos and in order for that to happen i need to actually advertise my work and prove to shop owners that I am not just some strange, anonymous gargoyle who wandered in and asked for a job. I've been doing handpoke tattoos as a hobby on and off for almost 6 years now and it has always been something I wanted to do full-time, I was just never in a good position to make that happen.

So, I am humbly requesting that you take a look at my insta, there isn't much on there yet, but I would appreciate the support or any sort of signal boosting. And if you or anyone you know in/around Baltimore would like a tattoo I would be happy to stab you (once I have an actual shop to work in)

That is all, thank you for your time 🫡

[illustrious-slimeman]

look at my creatures and 14th century lace embroidery paterns. you will look at them.

Good morning tumblr

This shall be a most informal of posts, but I would like to let you all know I have made an instagram

Now, some of you may know this, some of you may not, but I am a disgusting little hermit when it comes to social media. I am sorry to say there likely won't be very many gay old men on there, as that is the niche I have found myself in on this god forsaken website ❤️

This Instagram account is primarily for my tattoo art! I am attempting to make an actual living doing tattoos and in order for that to happen i need to actually advertise my work and prove to shop owners that I am not just some strange, anonymous gargoyle who wandered in and asked for a job. I've been doing handpoke tattoos as a hobby on and off for almost 6 years now and it has always been something I wanted to do full-time, I was just never in a good position to make that happen.

So, I am humbly requesting that you take a look at my insta, there isn't much on there yet, but I would appreciate the support or any sort of signal boosting. And if you or anyone you know in/around Baltimore would like a tattoo I would be happy to stab you (once I have an actual shop to work in)

That is all, thank you for your time 🫡

[illustrious-slimeman]

Good morning tumblr

This shall be a most informal of posts, but I would like to let you all know I have made an instagram

Now, some of you may know this, some of you may not, but I am a disgusting little hermit when it comes to social media. I am sorry to say there likely won't be very many gay old men on there, as that is the niche I have found myself in on this god forsaken website ❤️

This Instagram account is primarily for my tattoo art! I am attempting to make an actual living doing tattoos and in order for that to happen i need to actually advertise my work and prove to shop owners that I am not just some strange, anonymous gargoyle who wandered in and asked for a job. I've been doing handpoke tattoos as a hobby on and off for almost 6 years now and it has always been something I wanted to do full-time, I was just never in a good position to make that happen.

So, I am humbly requesting that you take a look at my insta, there isn't much on there yet, but I would appreciate the support or any sort of signal boosting. And if you or anyone you know in/around Baltimore would like a tattoo I would be happy to stab you (once I have an actual shop to work in)

That is all, thank you for your time 🫡

[illustrious-slimeman]

The time has finally come! Here is my chapter illustration for @theeinkibus fic The Dark Omen as part of the @do-it-with-style-events silver screen bang!

I had so much fun drawing these little creatures, and the fic itself is so charming! if you're a fan of the movie or just need more gomens fic to chow down on please give it a look!

[illustrious-slimeman]

The time has finally come! Here is my chapter illustration for @theeinkibus fic The Dark Omen as part of the @do-it-with-style-events silver screen bang!

I had so much fun drawing these little creatures, and the fic itself is so charming! if you're a fan of the movie or just need more gomens fic to chow down on please give it a look!

[illustrious-slimeman]

Art by the amazing @illustrious-slimeman

Hello all! I've posted the first chapter of one of my claims for @gomens-theatre-bang !

Come give it a read, more chapters to come!

[illustrious-slimeman]

SHOW THE WAY

Chapters 1-3

Written for the 2024 Good Omens Theatre Reverse Bang, with concept & stunning art by the incomparable @illustrious-slimeman!

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Good Omens fanfiction. 5k/25k words. Currently Rated M. Read it on A03.

SUMMARY: There was a point in Crowley’s life when he wouldn’t have been caught dead aboard the Metro-North Railroad commuter train bound for the hell that was Connecticut. And yet, here he was. Far enough from New York City so his reputation doesn't precede him and at his latest gig as a lighting tech, he meets stuffy, rules-following, interim-director Aziraphale.

But is there room enough in Greenwich for two drama queens?

CW: Pranks, practical jokes, quite extraordinary amounts of cussing! More tags to come.

Thank you to my betas @hakunahistata, @gaiaseyes451, @angie-words, @ines2925, & @secretlywingedphantom and to the @goodomensafterdark and @whickberstreetwriters communities for all their support!!

Excerpt:

“Bring up the house lights, if you would?” The radio crackled as he removed his thumb from the button, ending the transmission out to the Crew channel. A message that Crowley, way up as he was, still should have received. An order– no, a request from the Director. Perhaps the light jockey hadn’t heard him. Shielding his eyes with a hand, Aziraphale repeated himself. “Lights down, please? House lights up?”  A spotlight punched him directly in the smallest ribs, landing like an airhorn hits an eardrum. Aziraphale could see the barest glint of light off of Crowley’s ridiculous sunglasses shifting up in the booth. He knew he was listening, knew he had heard.  And yet the spotlight was getting brighter.

Read the rest on A03!

💚 kj

[illustrious-slimeman]

Art by the amazing @illustrious-slimeman

Hello all! I've posted the first chapter of one of my claims for @gomens-theatre-bang !

Come give it a read, more chapters to come!