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ilosebookmarks
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Things I'm too embarrassed to claim on my main blog. Seriously, I'm just here to think dirty thoughts.
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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So...apparently I can squirt...
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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Due to advancing hostile weather, there may be some delay with that new piece. Most of all, skin shoes 👠 gotta stay safe.
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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Kitchen Sex with Ben Platt
@radicallyred @problematicc-favs told ya I’d do it!!
TAGS: @cozykleinman @jaredstrashcan @glowingsaphaelruby @saphael
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Ben is the type who, on top of getting turned on while you cook, cannot stop touching you
Literally, his hands are everywhere
On your hips, ass, waist, shoulders
he loves to come up behind you and plant wet, soft open-mouthed kisses to your neck
“What are you cooking, princess?” he asks into your neck
You hum as he continues littering your neck with kisses, “Just some of my favorite food”
Ben smiles into your neck, “Can I have some of my favorite food”
You roll your eyes at him, turning your attention back towards the stove; “sure, why not, Benjamin. You know the drill, start cooking”
He smirks into your neck as his hands rest on your hips
you’re like hella confused why he’s done this until he pulls your hips into his
A blush rises to your cheeks as you feel him grind into you
“B-Benjamin Schiff Platt!! Are you turned on right now???!”
“Guilty, princess. What can I say, I love when you cook. More opportunities to get you dirtier than you are”
Your face gets hotter and you feel him grinding more harshly into you
Ben’s hands snake into your pants and he sticks his hands into your pants
He immediately latches his lips onto the sweet spot on your neck
Your breath literally leaves your body, Ben steals your ability to breath properly
He pulls you away from the stove and pushes you against the counter on the other side of the kitchen
His hands leave your pants for a brief moment to pull at your shirt
“B-Ben… I was cooking! L-let me coo—”
Ben shuts you up my pulling your shirt off and smiles a breathtaking smile, like someone who just unwrapped his favorite candy bar
You love the way he looks at you like you were the single best thing to happen to him
“You were saying, doll?”
Choking down your blush, you stuttered out, “I said that I was cooking, and to let me cook…”
“If you can still talk, I’m not doing my job right; you’re supposed to be rendered speechless as I please you, princess”
His hands trail up your torso, his lips following in the wake of his light touches
Ben’s brown eyes never leave yours as he smiles against the skin of your stomach
A chuckle rumbles against your flesh as Ben hears your breath hitch at his actions
“See, that’s what I love to hear, (y/n)”
“B-Ben…”
“Yes, princess?”
You blush and you try to push him away from you, “I-I need to get back to cooking! I was cooking d-dinner!”
“Yeah, I’m not going to let you do that”
“Why not?!”
He starts to take off your pants, still kisses up to your lips; whereupon reaching, he places a loving kiss upon your lips
Ben have taken off your pants and is working you, smiling against your lips as you gasp and moan
“B-Benjamin!! M-my food!!”
He licks his lips, “but you’re my food? Can’t I eat first?”
You let out a stuttering, shaky gasp, “B-b-b-but…”
“No buts, let me eat”
Okay, yeah, with that he starts to literally go at it like you were his last meal
You wonder when the heck he pulled down his pants but fuck, you weren’t going to complain
He was going hard, fast and relentless
“B-Ben!”
He just smiles at you, kissing your face
Literally, you quickly grow close and you swear to God you had no idea how he does that so quickly to you
You grab his hair and moan, “B-Benjamin! I-I’ll burn dinner!”
Ben smiles and tugs your hair, saying, “I don’t really care, we’ll just go out for dinner. Now you cum for me”
Yeah, well you come for Ben, dinner was ruined and you both go out for dinner
Okay, I’m done with my sinning
Bye guys, I’m gonna go die now
We love the Ben sinning, fuck this
Peace out ✌️✌️✌️
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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Lazy Fluff/Sex with Ben
@radicallyred, my wifey, my baaaabe I did a thing because we love to sin together ♥️ Tags: @cozykleinman @jaredstrashcan @glowingsaphaelruby @saphael @spicy-nug-boi @arsonboirich​ @problematicc-favs someone end me, my brain is literally trying to kill itself. MOM I SINNED AGAIN!! Masterlist
Ben, of course, wakes up first every time
He enjoys watching you sleep, he enjoys watching the way your face is calm and your breathing is calm
truthfully, Ben loves to wake up in the middle of the night to see the moonlight shining on your face through the windows, making you glow angelically
Ben loves to spoon you as he waits for you to wake up
Most of the time this man, while spooning you, will whisper the sweetest shit into your ear, hoping to give you sweeter dreams until you wake up
Shit like, “I have the perfect life now that you’re a part of it” or “You take my breath away… even though you’re asleep” or “You make my heart race without doing a thing”
And he doesn’t just say this stuff into your ear as you sleep, he will tell you this when you’re awake
But, but, but I’m getting ahead of myself—back to the headcanon
He presses kisses onto your shoulder as you sleep, hands trailing everywhere
You always sleep in an oversized t-shirt with no pants and no bra, so it’s easy for Ben to play with you while you sleep
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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Yoooo, your favorite skin shoes 👠here. I'm not dead! I've just got a lot of Grown Up stuff going on.
BUT I have had a request from someone we'll call 🌧anon for Super Sub™ Evan, and it is in the works! So look forward to that sometime in the next 4–7 days.
So that's my update.
@problematicc-favs
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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Everyone when first joining the musical fandom: Uh, that ones Micheal? That’s Ben Platt, I believe. Everyone now: It’s MLB @ 1:24, I recognize the breathing pattern.
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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This is so cute kill me
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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Tremble (EvanxConnor SMUT)
Connor still can’t believe this is happening. Their sex life is usually so vanilla, love filled and natural filled with breathy “i love you”’s and sweet kisses. But today? Today, Evan surprised Connor upon getting home from work on his knees in the center of their bed, stripped down to his briefs. “What’s the occasion?” Connor smirked, toeing off his shoes. “N-nothing in particular.” Evan blushes. Connor hums and hooks a finger under his blushing boy’s chin and smiles at him. “You’re perfect,” Connor kisses him. “Now, green is good, red is stop. Okay?” Evan nods. “Okay.”
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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OK Y’ALL SKIN SHOES IS BACK FROM BEING A GROWN UP
GROWING UP SUCKS, KIDS. I DON’T RECOMMEND IT.
Anyway, I’ve got a (late) fill for @problematicc-favs sin children and @watch-the-whole-world-disappear flower anon in particular, who requested: 
Jared and Dom reader and him being like "there's no way that they're a better dom than me" and being proven w a y wrong idk how but Jared keeps being cocky about it and saying he's better and the reader just tells him to shut up and proves him so wrong.
This kind of turned more into Jared being a fuckin smartass who doesn't think you can dom(me) him and you proving him very wrong.
Pretty damn gender neutral! reader ftw (hopefully -- I really did try) 
UNDER  A CUT BECAUSE IT’S LONG (~1k)
ENJOY, FOLKS. I’m open for requests. 
OK, so Jared is one of those casual Doms who only really gets dominant in the moment, and only when it feels right
He's actually pretty vanilla most of the time and talks about being kinky to sound more experienced. Y'all aren't in the lifestyle or anything, is what I'm trying to get across
One day you pitch the idea of dominating him, and he just bursts out laughing
He's had you pinned down and moaning and calling him Sir, and you think YOU can dominate HIM? HA fucking HA yeah right, but you go ahead and try, (y/n)
And oh man, the best way to make sure you excel at something is for someone to doubt you. So you start planning your revenge
Next time you're making out and it's getting steamy you ask if he's still up for letting you try to dom(me).
“If you think you’re up for the challenge, y/n. But I don’t know that you can handle all of this” (he gestures to himself)
"Oh my god. No more from you. Strip, you dork."
"But there's no music, babe."
You're fueled by 60% spite and 40% horniness by this point
"Shut up, Kleinman."
You never tell him to shut up. Those words usually make you feel kind of mean, but they suit the situation, and he's shocked enough to comply
"The only words I want to hear from you are please, thank you, and my name."
"What about fuck?” You give his butt a little swat.
“Shit?” A sharper smack to his ass,
“Oh god?”
You'll allow it.
He’s finally naked, in all his soft-bodied glory, posed with a hand on his hips and a bratty “now what?” smile on his lips. “On the bed, Jared.”
“You can end this whenever you want, baby. Remember that, okay? If it hurts, or you’re scared, or you just don’t like it, all you have to do is safeword and I PROMISE I’ll stop. Deal?” He nods. You seal it with a small kiss, followed by a more heated one, until you’re pulling his hair and full on making out.
He’s lowkey impressed by your speech because he never does anything kinky enough to really require a safeword. It makes him nervous, but in a good way, like he’s excited to see what’s coming.
You have him lie down on his back and grab the bars of the headboard.
“I’m gonna ride you, okay?” He moans. “But if your hands leave those bars,,,everything stops until I’ve made sure you won’t be moving anymore.” He whimpers.
“Holy shit, (y/n).”
“Color?”
“So green, (y/n)”
You get yourself ready, making a show of it for him, making more mess and noise than usual just to drive him crazy. 
When you finally straddle him his cock is d r i p p i n g
the poor boy has been so turned on for so long.
“Are you ready, babe?”
“P-please...please, (y/n)”
“Okayyy...” You slowly tease the head of his cock over your hole, You love the way he whines, it makes you feel sexy and powerful, so you keep it up.
You can see the twitching in his arms and hands as he struggles to keep them still and where they’re supposed to be. 
You decide to put him out of his misery and slide down the remaining length of his cock in one fluid movement.
Jared s h r i e k s   and thrusts up, but you pull up off him
“(Y/N)! (Y/N), PLEASE. PLEASE” he’s sort of sobbing without actually crying, and you didn’t know that that was a Thing for you, but damn, apparently it is. 
“Please what, hon?” you tease.
“Please...” his already flushed face gets even redder. “Please...(whispers) fuck me.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that.” You’re teasing his slit with one hand and holding down his hips with the other, “Please what?”
Every part of Jared is shaking. “Fuck me! God, (y/n), please fuck me! I’ll be good! I’ll be so good, just ride me, please, fuck...”
You cut off his babbling with a long, passionate kiss. When you come up for breath you check that his hands are in position, that his arms and shoulders haven’t locked up, and hover over his cock once more.
There’s no other way to say it, reader: you ride him into the fuckin mattress. 
You’re loud and expressive and you take exactly what you want and get exactly what you need, and all Jared can do is watch and moan, whimper, sob, desperately gripping the headboard.
After you come you sort of collapse face first into him, giving him lots of kisses and soft caresses that you know he desperately wants to return. 
But there’s still one small issue...ya boy is still rock hard.
“Was that not hot enough for you, Kleinman? You still think I can’t dominate the fuck out of you? Hm?” You lightly pinch his nipple and he closes his eyes in pleasure.
“Hey, none of that. Look at me.” 
He does. You hold eye contact and slowly start stroking his dick.
“Now admit it.”
“Admit what?” Like this idiot doesn’t know. You stop stroking and he whines again.
“I’ll keep this up for as long as it takes babe. Do you really wanna do that to yourself? I’ll make you come right now if you want. All you have to do is admit that I’m just as good a dom(me) as you are.”
“God, (y/n), you’re so good, so hot, fucking perfect. So much better. Fuck, you’re so good at this and I love it now PLEASE make me come PLEASE god...”
You’ve heard what you need to hear. You stroke Jared’s cock quickly, no real skill needed when he’s this turned on, and he comes all over his stomach in near-record time.
You’re snuggling after he’s cleaned himself up. You plant a small kiss on his cheek and settle your head on his chest
[[contented silence]]
“I told you so.”
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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Sorry, dude. Had to go be a grown up today. Hopefully I'll get the next set of HC up tomorrow.
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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MOTHER WALNUT?!?! Fjakdjwbalf!!!!
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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Yooo flower anon @watch-the-whole-world-disappear -- I'm about halfway through with filling your request! I deviated a little, but I think you’ll dig it.
- your friendly neighborhood skin shoes 👠
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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I want to sin
Hit me with ideas for fics / hcs?
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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jared has a huuuuuuuge praise kink. tell him how good he makes you feel, how handsome he is, how good he is, etc and he will m e l t in your arms. he also whimpers and whines a lot and its so cute but so hot
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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I just really want to write a post-SQUIP fic where Jeremy slowly re-learns how to be okay with his body and sexuality after basically being conditioned to think sexual pleasure was a Bad Uncool Thing. Michael’s magical healing cock may come into play at some point.
I want this partly because it hits so many of my kink-kinks and so many of my narrative kinks so hard. But also just because I want an excuse to title a fic Dr. ____ or: How Jeremy Learned To Stop Worrying And Love His Dick.
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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I'm a firm believer that u can measure a fandom by how much smut it creates
prolly tbh
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ilosebookmarks · 8 years ago
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I want to dominate Evan Hansen. I want to tie him down so he can't move (with permission, of course) & use a vibrator on him, teasingly, until he's whimpering & crying and begging me to let him cum, and when I do I don't stop, watching him squirm and pant from the sharp edge of too sensitive, too much. Better yet I want sit on his face and see how quickly he can make me cum, and then ride him so much that neither of us can walk right afterwards, exhausted & fucked out but warm, sleepy, & in love
if I was dom I’d say same but since I’m the subbiest sub ever I’ll just say FUCKK YEAH
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