ilottthepilot

[ilottthepilot]

the best way to be a sports fan is to only think with your heart and never your brain btw!!!! embrace delusion, passion, joy, and whimsy!!!! block out the haters !!!! stare endlessly at pictures of your faves !!!!! never lose hope !!!! remember, every year you can think THIS is your year and who’s to say it isn’t !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i know nothing about indycar but i am desperately curious to know what the tea is with this

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at this point the only way to watch indycar is with a juicy romance book next to me that i can read during the ad breaks. my reading goal for the year will be completed in no time

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Me: how is my fave's qualifying lap looking?

F1 graphics: don't worry about it love❤️ anyways, here's max verstappen purple sector:)

Indycar graphics: GREEN! 0.003 second lead

Me: what?

Indycar graphics: RED!! 4 tenths too slow

Me: Thanks-

Indycar graphics: GREEN!! fastest by one tenth. pole position incomimg :)

Me: huh????

Indycar graphics: RED!!!!!!!!! his ass is not even gonna transfer

Me: ?

Indycar graphics: 🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴

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no offense to josef newgarden but i have seen this ad 3062619 times this year and the 500 has already happened. what will it take to get a new ad to mix things up? maybe, idk, one with kyle kirkwood who is one of two drivers to win races this year? @ fox sports i can offer you 5 dollars to make it happen

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it's actually devastating that "santander for me terrible bank" is not a reference the average person understands

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ok i'm gonna be a bitch for a second but i feel like people putting "THIS is a real woman in motorsport, not just a love interest like in the f1 movie" and similar sentiments under every post about laura müller has the same energy as people commenting "finally someone with a healthy body type" under random people's videos.

like, i get that you mean well and and that you are correct, but this was a normal post until you came in and made it weird!!!

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how much does an f1 team principal make? cause aint no way franz tost has already fallen so far that he has to do speaking engagements in one of the shittiest malls in vienna

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@.redbullracing: man of the moment

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💙🦁🩵 | x

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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

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alexander rossi | gp3 testing 2010

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what is formula racing even about?

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ok bikefucker much

[ilottthepilot]

if you make me read a take on m***** and l***** in 2025 i should be entitled to financial compensation