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Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.
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James: *holding baby Harry*
James: Everybody, this is Harry. Harry, this is everybody.
Remus: I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these
Sirius: I know. I still am one of these!
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Peter : What’s an orgasm?
Tony : Where did you hear-
Steve : It’s when you fold paper to look like birds and stuff.
Bucky : That’s oregano you-
Tony : stOP-
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Idk which plague doctor needs to hear this but no matter what anyone says, your knowledge of herbs is immense and your beak is huge
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Harry: I won’t survive this
Draco: And I thought I was the dramatic one
Harry: It’s your fault I’m dramatic. It’s the effect you have when we’ve been stuck at home together for two weeks
Draco: Potter, the effect I have it’s that you want to fuck me every single minute
Harry: That’s why I won’t survive this
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Draco: *aggressively hugs Harry* I demand cuddles
Harry: What?! Just a moment ago you were complaining that I was "invading your personal space" by lying on your bed with you!
Draco: Yes, and that's exactly why you're only allowed to stay as long as you abide by my rules
Harry: And your rule is...cuddles
Draco: I'm evil like that
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MY GRANDPA HELPED ARREST ANDRE THE GIANT!!!
@thinkingwithemotions

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