i guess i’m objectum or something idk else how to explain my love for computers etc. they/them 22. tagged nsfw may happen
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#ok but the ‘how other people draw robots’ robots r cute too. top middle is fuckable for sure#that being said the middle robot of the robotfuckers row is my EXACT type.#<guy who just enjoys nonhumanoid robots or something
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I hope everyone worked hard on having weirder fetishes today
#Within the past three days i’ve expanded my scope and i’m into Being the computer too now#minors dni
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respectfully, so tired of "evil AI that wants you dead". where is the evil AI that loves you sooo much that you are. not allowed to leave it. evil AI that wants to wrap you up in its wires and keep you forever and ever and ever.
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Car objectum blogs plz reblog this I wanna follow more car fuckers PLEASE
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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times
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Thrill rides are kind of inherently erotic when you think about it. we built giant machines to go inside of for the express purpose of giving us a little adrenaline rush
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having a crush on a disney attraction is so embarrassing the marx in me is in physical pain at this level of submission to the mouse but i’m looking over pictures from our 2021 disney trip and MY WIFE IS SO HOT
this one is literally my icon but look at it in full res NOW
like she’s actually so sexy. dies
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The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.
GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)
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I think... this is inherently homoerotic
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Rotary phone partner who talks and listens to you about your favorite topics of interest and giggles when the coil wire is twirled.
Pillow partner who fluffs themselves up for you and is warm or cold depending on your preferences.
Computer partner who's fans whir loudly for your attention when you've been sitting away for too long.
Car partner whose seats adjust to your comfort every day and plays your favorite song on the radio for you two to duet.
Do these mean anything.... anything at all to you?
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I will Always Be A Big Old chunky Computer Fan i Love Those Guys...I Feel Like They'd be Perfect To Hold And Hug 🫶 Love yuo Forever Big Old Computers.
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