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The plan is to get hot within the next 3 years. Move to Europe. Be a fun party guy for a year or so. Then die in some sort of sex accident

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This list is for my middle school music and choir students!! Unfortunately I cannot afford everything I need for my classroom and want to give my kids the best experience I can! Thank you for your consideration <3

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Watch diminisheddonut with me on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/diminisheddonut?sr=a

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THIS IS EXACTLY ME LMAO

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Tiktok is so fucking funny for no reason

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huh this seems significant. also worth noting that white supremacists and nationalists have been talking about a patriot party for a while, which got more acknowlged after the capitol. so maybe some of trumps staff told him about it

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Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

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S C R E M

Photo via Lee Henstock

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fat women on tumblr dot gov: i think i deserve to live happily and not have ppl tell me i’m disgusting just for existing and making wild assumptions abt my health

the notes: let’s not forget skinny ppl matter too… they’re different problems but let’s not invalidate other women… sometimes i can’t find jeans that fit either… someone asked me if i was going to finish my burger once and i died