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Best of

Worst pony

Best princess

Best couple

Cutest pony

Best pony

And

Best wifu

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(My) Little Pony

Lyra

and

Zelda

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Horse a sutra

Ok this is what is going to happen I'm going to rip a hole in reality

Her her I sed rep a hole der der

I'm so matur

Then I'm making going to Equestria going to confess my love to pinkamina Diane pie and then I will get a copy of the Kamasutra / horse a sutra / free license on that term if any one is interested and pinkie and I will begin with page 1 and not stop till both of us are incapable of moving

I FUCKING LOVE THAT CELESTIA DAMN MARE 😍❤️💕💘💞💝💗😍

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Who did it worse

Who did it worse dragon Ball evolution

Or super Mario Bros.

.... Both are total total TOTAL BLASPHEMY !!!

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(My) Little Pony

Lyra

and

Zelda

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(My) Little Pony

Lyra

And

Zelda

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Proof that ponies exist

Enough said

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I Want My Mlp Parodies Back!

SCOOTTERTRIX where in Tartarus are you guys there only so many mlp Parodies and if I'm not talking I'm saying your the best so kick it in to gear we need you

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We Need You!

The straight man

Alternate interpretation

4th wall humor

Comic timing

Homage, and

Faithfulness to the source material

Long ago the elements of parody were one the greatest powers in all Equestria but everything changed when The nation of Larson and McCarthy attacked

Only

SCOOTERIX

The master of all six elements can bring balance back to the fandom and peace to Equestria

But it been missing since November 30th 2018

SCOOTTERTRIX

I believe that

SCOOTTERTRIX

Can save the mlp fandom

SCOOTTERTRIX

SCOOTTERTRIX

SCOOTTERTRIX

SCOOTTERTRIX

SCOOTTERTRIX

SCOOTTERTRIX

SCOOTTERTRIX

Please come back

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Pinkie pie sad face

Btw my hair down to my back

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Art of the dress… He he he

Sigh

…..

Yup it would be worth it

Sniff ….sniff …m ..m …m

Ya know….

Life buckin sucks but I guess I have to have faith that she is out there I know there is an equestria I know there a pinkie pie the real world magic of love is too strong and my feeling to great for all this to just be fantasy so wherever you are pinkie please

Wait for me

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Art of the dress... He he he

Sigh

.....

Yup it would be worth it

Sniff ....sniff ...m ..m ...m

Ya know....

Life buckin sucks but I guess I have to have faith that she is out there I know there is an equestria I know there a pinkie pie the real world magic of love is too strong and my feeling to great for all this to just be fantasy so wherever you are pinkie please

Wait for me

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I'd like to be a tree

Fluttershy

Tree

Fluttershy

Tree

Fluttershy

tree

Tree

?

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Do you believe in destiny (remix)

This one for you pinkimia

Do you believe in destiny ?

I close my eyes and it's clear to me .

Do you believe in fantasy ?

I have to when it's right in front of me , oh

Pinkie !

Why can't you be here

In the real world ?

Why can't you be here ?

So I can feel you .

Why can't you be here .

Oh . Girl !

What are you doing to me ?

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Worthy...?

This what would happen

This me

I got a brony con and see these people

Yes her tits are that big ... He he

This what would happen

T .... T..... Twwiii light sp...p...p...arkle

D...d...disss c... Ord

Nuff said

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I thought pepol would like this so I'm reposting it shout out to all the Luna twilight and Celestia fans

How to get to Equestria

Hello my fellow bronies and pegisisters I hope I spelled that second term correctly just like to be correct is all

Any way I just wanted to send out a message out to all the pinkies and Luna’s derpis and ditsies octies and vunyls and etc saying I m getting tired of just watching other be happy when will it be my turn I know it might sound selfish and I could really give a changlings horn if it does but I’m getting sick of this stupid planet I’m mean what does it offer war famin poverty we are decades no centuries away from actually being to use real magic like in mlp probably 50 % of the worlds pop doesn’t even know the joy of love or kindness we have pepol who tear down buildings for luna sake I mean who in their right mind would want to live here do you know there is only one white rino left O N E . Let me say it again when hunted an animal down to a minimum so low that there are armed gaurds around the thing every day how do you think that poor thing feels alone and lost in the world do you know we dicoverd only ten percent of our oceans ask sciencetist how much of space theve dicoverd more than the ocean that’s for dam sure there is no don’t the life beyou human but with only ten percent oceans down the drain who knows we may never find out and don’t even get me started on… Well I guess you can sea where I going with this

Earth is fucking dump a chaotic he’ll hole that no one should have live through as for me well if I could move I’d go to Equestria

Ever since I started watching my Little pony I’ve falling in love so many of it residents my first love was rainbow dash just for the reason that she was so different but I very very quickly grew away from her and twords some… Well some pony eles Luna now I know it is not company proper safe or … Well emotionaly helthy to have felling for a goddess but with all she had been through I felt like she need someone and that when no one was there for her it just angered me so well very much saddened me you see I can’t even watch a video about Luna on YouTube without breaking in to tears

Now I know what you saying hey you get over self you sad sack shes a fictional chacter and your also how does know I’m thinking to that I say … Peter peaker piper

Any way have you ever heard of multiverse theory … Well it is believed that for every grain sand in the beaches of the oceans or the deserts of the world there lies an nier infinitismal aray of possible universes it not just a writters tool but an actual scientific theory as well now next have you heard of black holes and worm holes

An sipley as I can make it

A black hole has something call the something horizon or something like that basically it s like that layer of atmosphere where if your over earth you’ll float but if you pass under you enter tearminal velocity

But with the line of no return LINR on the black hole it is completely different you see once you pass that line time starts to slow down

So let say 1:00 am on the outside of LINR

On the in side it also 1:00 am

Now while on the outside the clock is running minutes by minutes 1:01 am 1:02 am 1:03 am 1:04 am

On the inside the clock would still say 1:01 am

The closer the clock get to the inside of the LINR of the black hole the slower time gets

until all of time will exist in a single point

Now what does have to my Little pony well A F U C K I K N L O T !!!!!!

But first I have to explain worm holes

As said be fore there many many many universes out there the problem is getting them though

but a worm hole a ha

Basilcly when your on star trek and you up shit creek with no paddle the worm hole is your Deus ex machina

I likem me big words da haha

So a worm hole let say your in the milky way but you all out of comments you need a few don’t ask why you just do but the nearest comet vineen cents store to ten Galaxies away also remember the word Galaxy

So you need to travel acoss the universe but you don’t have light speed so what do you get out your worm hole you thought was for fishing

Whoops

Now normally itd probably take an eternity to travel ten Galaxies but with a worm hole you can get in minutes or seconds

Basiclicly think about like this and any scientist would probably explain the exact same way

You have two point both at at seprate ends of a sheet of paper instead of taking the time to draw that long tiresom boredom filled zzz

what oh just fold the paper in half

Now rember how I said to rember the word Galaxy well here it comes

I am thinking that no matter how strong the strongest worm hole it is not getting you any where nere a nother universe depending on where it is

Of course I’m not a scientist

And of course bigger is alwase better an it to be in control or at least hope you’d be in control how much controle could you have over a force of nature

Galatic

Any way if cern has managed to harness black hole energy … And despite what they tell the public it would just be a matter of time

The best known way or at least most popular way to open a worm hole is to sling shot around the sun and apparently that was done pretty well the ufo cigar metor thing

But here comes the really really dangerous part the part that could either take us to a entirely different dimension and open the multiverse door or it could end all life as we know it

…..

They could open a worm hole next to sun and enhanced with the energy of a black hole if you were to travel through the portal at faster than the speed of light not a fraction of not the speed of light it would abso fucking lootly have to be faster faster faster than the speed of light

Giveen the fact your using black hole energy anything less a bigillion things would go wrong

And it the most bogus and unritchous case that things when bad

You’d have black hole that would swallow the and we’d all very slowly freeze death

Although with the black hole the sun going away that quick the earth reaching abolute zero that fast

… I guess I could give you some comfort and say if the earth when to ice most deaths might actually be rather quick

But like I said earlier

Earth who would miss it right

My Little pony my Little pony ahh ahhh…..