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This has been chilling on my ipad forever so, uh, here.

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gay subtext? in MY gta v?? it's more likely than you think.

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sum shitty trish / mikey sketches

(this one happens back in NY, theyre pretending to be rich to lure some robbers they were beefing with n kill em. trisha hated the idea of dressing up, though they were successful)

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What girls look for in a guy:

protective

rugged

comfortable showing their femininity 

middle aged hipster garbage

literal garbage

Trevor Philips

Girls want Trevor Philips

(Alternate title “what Michael De Santa looks for in a guy”)

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Anti Trikey Shippers: Trevor is so gross, Michael would never have slept with him

Michael De Santa/Townley: A borderline nymphomaniac with a history of acting out on sexual compulsions who would get his dick stuck in a park bench trying to fuck it if he didnt have the funds to pay prostitutes

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My brain: don’t you fucking dare

My hand: whoops lol

(Another fine example to put into a dictionary, this time next to “ Why oh god why”. There are no fun times ahead, guys.)

Seguir leyendo

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Are you ready ?

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Wild Franklin appear

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I just love living in a constant tire fire, so this was inevitable. GTAV ruined me in a very unique way. This is only the beginning, you should probably unfollow.

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1990 versus 2013

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I don’t think Michael is paying enough attention, T. 

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Casually stokes the tire fire. Nothin to see here folks.

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Reblog if you think the girl on the right is JUST as beautiful as the girl on the left

This WON’T ruin your blog

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* Your determination weakens.

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Anonymous asked: could you draw the dads talking all gush-y over each other and Franklins in the back all embarrassed?

Anonymous asked: TREVOR SPEAKS FRENCH FLUENTLY HEADCANON ACCEPTED

god, what if he only knows bad pickup lines

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took me like a year but i finally finished gta v guys