still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
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my gay Christmas masterpiece
(yeah that’s a croissant in the foreground)
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Conversations with fic writers
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i love how tumblr is like my little secret. it’s the only social media where like none of my friends use and i honestly feel like i can just be myself here.
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Reblog if you say "Y'all"
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reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from
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every curl-video ever: this is how you should style your curls beginners edition
first you wash your hair with shampoo made from unicorn hair that costs like a hundred dollars and you have to order online
then you just scrunch curl cream in your hair but upside down in a handstand backflip push-up or something. you don’t have curl cream bc you treated your hair as if it was straight and now it’s not just like you? go buy that expensive ass cream
next you’re gonna want to hydrate your scalp with this oil handmade by the kardashians and therefore a 1000 dollars but it’s worth it i promise
then you diffuse your hair this one specific way. what you don’t have a diffuser bc you thought you and your hair were straight? now you need to buy a new hairdryer. i always use this one i ordered from amazon it was only like three thousand dollars
now you have curly hair and spent a shitload of money for products. do you like it? no probs not.
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Happy low opacity elrond day to all who celebrate it
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