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it must be really weird for anyone who was taught by dumbledore and mcgonagall and the rest to become teachers and have to, like, treat them as colleagues

like, snape and lupin have one (1) thing in common and it’s a pathological inability to call dumbledore by his first name

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yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.

wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

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The distinctive and memorable Thailand-only covers for the Harry Potter novels.

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Important question: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines and is Hogwarts vaccinated?

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sorry for acknowledging harry potter on main but one thing about the books that haunts me to this day is what happened to harry’s dragon miniature that he got in the triwizard tournament. the last time it’s mentioned he puts it down on his bedside and it curls up to sleep and then we never hear about it again. what happened to the dragon. nobody let jkr see this because i don’t want her to pull something out of her rancid ass but i need to know what happened to that dragon.

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do you ever think about how the series of events that lead to Dumbledore’s death in HBP was literally set into motion by Oliver Wood’s passion for Quidditch

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Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

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in case you wanted to see scorpius CLING to draco as they all witness lily potter being murdered and have your heart RIPPED OUT OF YOU… :’)

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idr if percy ever talked about snape in the books, but snape is absolutely percy’s favorite teacher and no one - including snape himself - can understand why

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Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

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how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

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I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

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To Be Continued…

Prompt: “Infamous 3rd year ‘My father will hear about this’ Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous, but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out.”

I have two more pages sketched that need to digitalize, but please let me know if you’d like to see more! DO NOT repost on this or any other website/forum please!

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I found some time to work on the new pages! School just started up again and I’m about to go on a short trip, so I figured I would post the two pages I have done now. I’ll be speed drawing the next two to get them up ASAP! I already have them sketched out, so it shouldn’t be long! :)

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an alignment chart of harry james potter’s iconic lines (happy birthday lad)