ilwolf

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I suck at mtg

Everyone else: Try different decks!

*Continues sucking*

[ilwolf]

I saw one of these for LOTR and felt compelled to make one for Scarlet Hollow :) Obviously where people are on this grid shifts depending on the episode, but this is what jumped out at me.

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Do you think if I quit my job somebody would look after me like I'm their pet?

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"WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING A VAMPIRE WITH THEIR VICTIM 🤮🤮" is. is that not the point of vampires.

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Excuse me Daddy I've been naughty 🥺

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

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i want tits

We doing this again?

DID YOU LEARN NOTHING?!

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“What is thine gender?”

“I am a knight”

“indeed, but art thou lord or lady?”

“A sworn tool and weapon of my house in equal measure”

“prithee, what is within thy codpiece?”

“fealty to mine leige lord”

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Happy Pride!

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“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

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An oldie that was partly inspired by a conversation with the great birder Laura Erickson. You can buy that horrible mug!

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happy pride