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Goaty
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It me, goat. he/him. supportive of LGBTQIA+ but straight and cis myself. bri'ish, unfortunately. BUT over 6ft, so there's that. always open to ask and submissions.
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oh just did platelets again today
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something that exists in the city I'm moving to:
I am obsessed with this park that combines all midcentury dangerous playground elements into one awful whole. witness this steep metal slide descending from the top of a jungle gym into a concrete pit
if you fall off the jungle gym, you too will be doomed to the pit
there's very little opportunity to get out, too. the only handholds are the ones on the left. Sendai gets a lot of rain, almost as much as Vancouver, so imagine being mangled from sliding into concrete and having to climb a sheer, slippery slope to freedom. I think I would just make a home down there and give up on life
I'm sure it does.
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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
reblog to spread this version
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"chat is a pronoun" has officially joined my list of internet linguistics pet peeves. "emojis are hieroglyphs" is welcoming them to the club.
#ohhh im learning things about language.#yay.#i dont exactly get how a 'collective term of address' is different from a pronoun [unless a pronoun is just a singular term of address?]#[which suggests 'chatter' is a pronoun. might be me being stupido though]#anyway i do like learning about language#tell me more about syntactic slots!!!!!!!#pleas!!!!!#i'd also like to point out to that one person that 'star' is less esoteric than 'pronoun' to most people#'star' is a bit more rigidly defined and public knowledge yknow?#i love learning about language because even as a native speaker of english it seems like 90% of the time it's just “idk man guess”
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me when I'm finally ready to find that sleepyhead
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Venus and Giraffes are currently tied in their position, with Tumblr slightly ahead of them. This'll be interesting in the 3rd round
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With 44.7% of the vote, Unicycles have been eliminated from the universe!
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chat should I make her boobs bigger
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Proposition: Change "truth or dare" to be "Certifiably reliably sourced information of certain and absolute objectivity or Activity of spontaneous instructed command via word-of-mouth from relevant and contributory peers"
CRSIOCAAO/AOSICVWOMFRACP for short
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Anybody teaching me how anything vaguely works in python was a mistake.
Oh yeah baby, that's what you love to see
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Dinocephalosaurus, a strange, viviparous reptile from the Triassic, gives live birth in the shallows.
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