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*me complaing about my boss*

My coworker: "Fuck man that sucks"

My coworker whos a snail: "Yeah man I wouldn't let that slime,"

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You fail to understand; I mind not you claiming to be such as I am, I loathe not seeing another in a reflection of my own. However. I have no patience for They - for You - who claim me to be mistaken in matters of my own form. You think you know me better than I? Or do you perhaps think yourself an exception, do you think yourself special, in the flesh you decorate your soul with? Claim my visage as your own, as you wish. It is not mine alone. But do not lay sole claim to it, or you will have none whatsoever to call your own.

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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I meant muted *notes but yeag

guys ive started using tags are u proud of meeee

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Candy

WHERE

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*bites u*

Reduces you to vapour

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Today i ate a burger and thought about you intermittently :]

I quite appreciate a burger myself

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I will destroy you. You come to my house and sit upon my throne? You decorate yourself with a crown of my own making? I will unmake you as easily as you have thought to waltz in, into mine own home and claim ownership

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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I'd still trust you with my life doctor tbh

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Update from the man himself

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update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

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Literally me

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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Idk I've muted the tags and can't really find it easily

guys ive started using tags are u proud of meeee

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Just barely didn't send that to the server yesterday lol

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just a small taste of my great and awesome power

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every1 is cleansing me 2day

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Pet peeve: people online will act disgusted by the term "ageplay" because they don't actually care to read what it means and assume the worst and then turn around and call a pretty woman "dommy mommy" when that is literally ageplay